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scarlettflame19 · 1 year

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Bucky: Guess what Y/n? Y/n: What is it?

Steve: Bucky and I are adopting a kid

Y/n: Congrats. Who’s the lucky kid?

Bucky slamming adoption papers in front of Y/n: It’s you sign here

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yourloverfromthepast · 5 months

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Sam: Oh my- where the fu- JESUS CHRIST!

Bucky: Uuh, why you throwin' gang signs?

Sam: Huh? I'm not- *sighs* I can hear this fucking mosquito but for some reason I can't see it

Bucky, turning towards you: Aaaand, what the hell are you filming? A ghost?

Y/n: A ghost? Oh no! Scott asked me to edit a video of him singing "Umbrella" while being tiny. There, look. *Proceeds to point at the table in front of the couch*

Sam, who was sitting on the couch, now standing up: Are you for real? No, like, ARE YOU FOR REAL?? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A MOSQUITO FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TIC-TAC?!?!

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Y/n walking into Bucky's room: Dad, I need dating advice

Bucky: Who's ass do I have to beat up?

Y/n: It's M.J.

Bucky: Oh. What have you done so far?

Y/n: Been nice, stand up for her when Flash teases her, give her book recommendations, and help her with homework

Bucky: Ok, you are off to a great start. Before we get started, I need you to get a pen and paper, and a protein bar

Y/n: Ok, I can understand the pen and paper, but what's with the protein bar?

Bucky: I'm hungry

Y/n: Oh. That makes sense

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firegal19 · 1 year

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The Avengers: *fighting with each other about dinner*

Y/n: Lord give me strength and an untraceable handgun

Bucky: Lord, DO NOT give my daughter a handgun

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louwaffles · 2 years

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Y/N: I wanna be pushed to a wall with no space between us--

Y/N: I want to feel his hot breath against my neck and then he whispers--

Y/N: “Marry me,” it that too much to ask?

Bucky:

Natasha: That’s hot.

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eclecticpatrolroadlawyer · 2 years

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Y/n and Bucky as enemies

Y/n: *to Sam* FIGHT ME!

Bucky: stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Y/n: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Bucky: You can't even reach my neck.

Y/n: Do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!!

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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years

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Bucky: So apparently the "bad vibes" I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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fangirlinsweden · 7 months

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Bucky: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea. Sam: Those are never comforting words coming from you.

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glacial-snowflakes · 2 years

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*loud thump coming from Steve's room*

Steve: James Buchanan Barnes, I'm going to fucking kill you!

Bucky: I'm out. *quickly passes you*

Tony: Language!

Y/N: Wait...

Y/N: His name isn't Bucky!?

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signofthegods · 2 years

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Clint: *sees Wanda and Natasha kissing* How much are you willing to bet Natasha's the top?

Bucky: Mate, I'm going to have to stop you right there. Have you ever seen Wanda date?

Clint: Um, without Natasha? No.

Bucky: Wanda's the top. I bet $100.

Clint: Dude, wtf?

Bucky: Dirty mind, mate. It's not that. I'm saying- just look at Natasha right now.

Clint: *looks*

Clint:

Clint: Okay fine, you're right.

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marvelslittlewhore · 1 year

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Do you think Bucky has a Sergeant Kink? (I accidentally posted this on our other account)

- Makayla 💜

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scarlettflame19 · 2 years

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Steve: Good job bi’s, let’s go!

Bucky: Uh. Steve, you mean guys right?

Y/n: Dekta, did he stutter?

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yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

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Y/n: GOOOOD, I am SO tired, I don't wanna do my homework...

Bucky: Why? Is there something wrong?

Y/n: Dunno I'm just tired. You know what? Fuck it, I won't do it😒

Bucky, getting closer to you and whispering in your ear: I promise that if you finish your homework *he starts to lightly rub your back* I'll show you what this metal arm can do babe. You okay with that?

Y/n:

Y/n: Pass me the pen please...

Bucky: *Chuckles* This is my good girl

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Computer: Please type a password

Bucky: *types Y/n’s name*

Computer: Your password is too weak

Bucky: The fuCK YOU JUST SAY?

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Steve waking up from another coma: What time is it?

Sam: It’s 2 am, you hungry?

Steve: Sure, I’m down

Bucky sobbing uncontrollably: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN!

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louwaffles · 2 years

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Y/N: What if time not really this year and first the dude to create the years and months was not right when really some it other time like—

Sam: Are you high? That made so sense.

Y/N: No, kite is I am.

Bucky: Everything alright, doll?

Y/N: Time can be manipulated.

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