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#incorrect quotes mcu
floilee · 5 months
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Only for you, Kate. No for others.
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romanoffshouse · 1 year
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Wanda: If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Natasha: I don't know.
Wanda: Me neither.
Y/N: Natasha
Natasha:
Wanda:
Y/N: I don't know.
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lalixlizzie · 4 months
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Wanda: You’d do that for me?
Natasha: I’d do a lot of things to you.
Wanda: ...you mean ‘for me’?
Natasha: That too.
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widowshaze · 2 years
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Natasha: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Y/N: Killed without hesitation.
Natasha: No.
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maj-3k · 1 year
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*Matt and Y.N on a date, sitting on a park bench*
Y.N: It's very nice date. Me and you Matt...
Y.N: Foggy:
Matt:
Y.N:... and your best friend between us.
Foggy (eating ice cream): You want some?
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Y/n: Dad!
Tony: Yes sweetie?
*Nat, Steve, Clint and Bruce slowly turn around to face you*
Steve: Stark?
Bruce: What?
Nat: EXCUSE ME?
Clint: What the fu-
Y/n: Oh come on, you’re that old and don’t know what adoption is?
*Tony bursts out laughing*
Nat: Technically you’re about Clint’s and Bruce’s age too.
Tony now dead serious: Ok kid, we need to talk...
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natashas-girl · 2 years
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Y/n: Natasha?
Natasha: yes?
Y/n: i think I’m im love with you.
Natasha:
Natasha: y/n we’ve been married for the past ten years.
Natasha: we have six kids and a puppy
Y/n, looking like they just drank a ton of coffee: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY PUPPY
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marvel1stan · 2 years
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Tony (narrating): This is Clint. Clint loves his personal space.
Tony: This is Kate Bishop. Kate Bishop also loves Clint’s personal space.
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twistedpixie77 · 1 year
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Peter: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Bucky: What's that?
Peter: Remorse code.
Bucky: I'm even angrier now.
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erroneot · 1 year
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America: am I in trouble? Stephen: take a guess America: no? Stephen: take another guess
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#115
Y/n: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Steve: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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floilee · 3 months
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Open AO3 and see all the shit we did with less than 15 minutes of their screen together.
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romanoffshouse · 1 year
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Y/N: This is my ex girlfriend.
Natasha: Stop introducing me like this.
Natasha: Hi, I'm her wife Natasha.
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lalixlizzie · 4 months
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Nat, playing with a baby: Where's mommy?
Yelena, not paying attention: There she is. *points to Melina *
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widowshaze · 2 years
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Wanda: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Y/N: It’s not a joke.
Y/N: *sniffles*
Y/N: I’m a legit snack.
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Tony: You love me, right, Pepper? Pepper: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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