Jean: hey, Jer, can you do me—
Jeremy: Yes.
Jean: ... a favor. 😳
Jeremy: oh. Yeah I can do that, too.
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Andrew: So I started seeing someone
Bee: As in hallucinations or dating?
Andrew: I wish I knew
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Neil: I’m kind of crushing on someone, I think? but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Matt: Just rip the bandage off!
Neil: It’s Andrew.
Matt: Put the bandage back on.
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Neil: I have a question for you
Renee: *Tells him her whole traumatic past*
Neil: Okay, but why is your boyfriend single?
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[After meeting Neil in Millport]
Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.
Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.
Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Kevin: And that's... bad?
Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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riko moriyama : i am the king
jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings.
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Aaron: you said you didn't swing!
Neil: I don't!
Aaron: you're fucking my brother!
Neil: look- it was a surprise to me too!
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Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.
Neil: I’ll call
Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Neil, into the phone: Hello
Andrew, on the other end: Hello.
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