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daddiesdrarryy · 18 days

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Remus: Hey, there’s something we need to tell you. Pads and I are dating

Peter: Yeah, we’ve known about it for the last few years, guys, you two are inseparable

Sirius: Years? We’ve only been dating for a few weeks

James: Weeks? Then what the hell were you doing before that?

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 1 year

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Sirius : Your smile? I live for that

Remus: Your happiness? I live for that

Regulus: A room? Fucking get one

James: Hotel? Trivago

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manehead · 3 months

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James: *shy* Are you uncomfortable?

Regulus: *shy* No, I’m fine. Are you?

James: *slightly blushing* I’m not.

Regulus: *also blushing* that’s good

Sirius:

Sirius: I am uncomfortable

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accio-sriracha · 4 months

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James Potter flirting tactics:

~~~♤~~~

James: *seductively taking off glasses*

James: woah you're... really blurry.

~~~♤~~~

James: *trying to be romantic*

James: Will you be the Romeo to my Juliet?

Peter: *whispering to Remus in the background* Does he know they both kill themselves in the end?

Remus: No, no he does not.

~~~♤~~~

James: *tries to act cool when they walk past*

Also James: *falls, smacks head on table, breaks glasses, knocks over someone's cauldron*

James: *mildly concussed* Wow, I think I just... fell for you.

~~~♤~~~

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 2 years

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James: I will torture you now

Regulus: Kinky

James: You’re the brightest star in the sky

Regulus: What?

James: I think you are beautiful and lovely

Regulus, backing away: W-wait, no-

James: Your feelings are valid and you deserve to be loved

Regulus: I NEED A SAFE-WORD

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canyonmoony13 · 1 year

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James: Sweetheart, i think you should go sleep. It’s getting late.

Regulus: I can’t go to sleep. Not when i have to win this stupid challenge.

James, curious: What is it about?

Regulus: I have to complete 45 levels of sudoku by christmas.

James: Do you have to?

Regulus: Yes, because every time i start a new game it says that at least 70% of the people can complete it. It’s stupid, it should just say that everyone can do it.

James: Hmm… but not everyone can do it, though.

Regulus: It’s almost everyone, and i have to do better or else i’ll be stupid.

James: You think people who can’t do a sudoku are stupid?

Regulus: Yes.

James: I can’t complete a sudoku.

Regulus: Just go to sleep, James.

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m00nagegaydream · 1 year

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James: I, uh, heard you like bad boys?

Regulus:

James: I stole chocolates from Remus.

Regulus:

James:

Regulus: Marry me.

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sodamnbored · 1 year

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James: I wanna thank you guys for being here to share the happiest day of my life with me.

Peter: Of course. We wouldn’t miss such a big step in your life.

James: I know it’s hard, losing your bachelor bestie to Evans. But it’s time for me to start the next chapter of my life with Lily.

James, sweetly: My doe.

James, grinning: My dear.

James, giggling: My female deer.

Remus, pinching the bridge of his nose: Good god, tell me that isn’t in your vows.

Sirius, vibrating with glee: We worked on it all night.

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linnea-bowiesversion · 1 year

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Wolfstar first date

Remus: you know, sweetheart, I really love this date, it’s beautiful, but… *points* is there any particular reason he’s here?

James in the next booth wearing sunglasses and a beach hat: oh, don’t you lovebirds mind me, just act like I’m invisible

Sirius: I don’t know, he just showed up and refused to leave.

James getting his muggle camera out: say cheese!

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nikolai-alexi · 11 months

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3AM in the Lupin residence, after James, Sirius, and Peter have had their first introduction to Muggle Christmas stories and traditions, 1975

James: *whispering* Pads? Moony? Wormtail? Are you awake?

Sirius: *suddenly wide awake, worried* Prongs? What’s wrong?

James: *small, mildly panicked voice* is the grinch his name, his ethnicity, or his job??

Remus: *launching a pillow at James’ face for the 8592927474th time that night* James, im begging you, please just go the fuck to sleep

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daddiesdrarryy · 11 days

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James: How do you feel about children?

Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 2 years

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Sirius: *tries to blow a strand of hair out of his face*

Remus: *laughs* here *places the strand behind his ear*

James,thinking: Omg Sirius must be so happy right now, he's been crushing on him for ages

Sirius's actual internal monologue: OH FUCK OH SHIT OH NO OH FUCK

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manehead · 3 months

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Poetry

Sirius: Remus wrote me a poem

James: Oh, what a nice—

Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day

Sirius: No, a summer’s day is not a bitch

Regulus: Funny, I wrote something similar to James

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accio-sriracha · 4 months

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James: *meeting Remus for the first time on the train* Okay... I guess I'm a therapist now.

Remus: Weird, I used to talk to those all the time.

James: Yeah, I wonder why.

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smilingformoney · 2 years

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James: You’re still angry about that werewolf that tried to eat you, aren’t you?

Snape: Yes.

James: Don’t deny it. I can tell.

Snape: I said yes.

James: See, I knew it.

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thewideeyedgayze · 2 years

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james: im seeing someone but im not sure if you'll be okay with it

sirius: just say it mate

james: its a guy

sirius: (making proud eyes) prongs, i hope you know i will always love you, and now we can go on double dates and-

james: its your brother

sirius: get back in the fucking closet mate

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