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nightwolf14292 · 12 hours

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Hey! Look! An overdone meme! Still fun to draw tho

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platitudinalteen · 25 days

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A really random Batfamily HC I like to think about is Dick winning the Olympics a few years ago, never telling anyone, and all hell breaking loose when they find out.

Jason: You did not win gold in the Olympics.... Say sike, right now.

Dick: I'm not saying sike. I did win.

Tim: How? You're too famous, you'd be recognized!

Bruce: And more importantly, what about your secret identity?!

Dick: I wore a prosthetic nose, and entered under a fake name.

Stephanie: Do you have proof of that? And maybe a picture of that nose by any chance?

Dick: It was broadcast on television in over two hundred countries, I'm sure you could find it pretty easy.

Bruce: Back to the fake name-

Dick: It wasn't hard to make an alias, I just did what we do for undercover jobs.

Tim: You used my program without telling me!

Dick: I asked! You said I could.

Tim: I did? Ohhh...yeah, now that you mention it I think I vaguely remember you saying something about going to England and needing a new ID a few years ago.

Jason: You did all of that, just to...perform? Just...just because you wanted to?

Dick: ...Yeah, pretty much. I still have the medal sitting on a shelf in my apartment and a picture of me with some other competitors hanging on the wall.

Alfred: I for one, appreciated finally getting to see the Olympics from the front row. And in my own country, no less.

Bruce: What- what does that mean? Tell me you did not go with him to the Olympics...

Alfred: I was his accompaniment for the event. It was quite a good time.

Bruce: Dick...

Dick: What? He said he always wanted to go!

#batfam shenanigans #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #stephie brown

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avensartt · 7 months

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Sorry the quality is shit

#i saw this on pinterest #but it was a tumblr post #and I couldnt find it #but here you go #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin #dc #batfamily #incorrect batfamily #batfam shenanigans #batfam

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mylifeingotham · 13 days

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sepia-stained-sunset · 10 months

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Duke, Jason, Damian and Cass who only knew Kon and Tim during their "I would burn down the world for you" era asking the rest of the family how Tim missed their obvious chemistry, how he's been oblivious to the person he's been in love with since the day they met.

Steph, Dick, Bruce, Alfred and Babs, who all got a taste of their initial Young Justice years where Tim was one second away from framing Kon for murder, just exchange amused looks.

#tim would probably leave hundreds of messages to steph complaining about kon until even steph just hates him on principle #and then two months later he's making heart eyes at the man and steph is like 'are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???!'#if tim and kon ever got together steph would break into his house and force him to listen to her read his old texts out loud #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon #batfam shenanigans

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batfamilycannons · 4 months

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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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dick: Hey tim, how was your stake out with jason? tim: jason and I got into a fight, so he tied me up to a chair for six hours and made me watch that one hotel tv channel that’s about the hotel. dick: tim: One day, the Seabury Ritz Hotel will burn to the ground and I will dance on its damn ashes.

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ev-arrested · 1 year

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A Damian twitter post for you all

Based on this tiktok.

#damain wayne #damain al ghul wayne #damian wayne al ghul #dc robin #batman #dc memes #batman memes #nightwing #dick grayson #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #ev-arrested #bat brothers #batfam shenanigans #bat family

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. ll

Nightwing: When I was a child-

Redhood: Yeah-

Nightwing: I was filled with rage.

Redhood: (fucking crying from laugh)

Nightwing: I was- So fucking mad. I had like– 4'11 of pure anger and visceral violence.

Redhood: So you were like a mini Batman?

Nightwing (chuckling): Don't do this to me

Red Robin: Sorry- Sorry- (chuckling) Continue.

Nightwing: So- I was like- So, so fucking angry. And I told this lady- a nun–

Redhood: A nun.

Nightwing: Of course it was a nun- It's fucking Gotham. I told her how mad I was... And she- She puts her hand on my shoulder, right?

Red Robin: Right.

Nightwing: And she tells me– "Would that make the people who's gone happy?" "Would that bring them back? Would you like to take revenge on who has wronged you? Or save the people from going through the same?"

Red Robin: Damn.

Nightwing: Yeah.

Nightwing: And I just look at her. This mini ball of rage– And I just start fucking bawling–

Redhood (smacks the table): WHEZZE.

Nightwing: I just- (laughs)

Red Robin: That's how Robin was born? (laughs)

Nightwing: That's how Robin was born.

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#batkids podcast #batfam shenanigans #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #redhood #tim drake #red robin #tim drake robin #tim robin

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samthechaotic · 27 days

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Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

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strange-birb · 7 months

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I had too… I just had too

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nightwolf14292 · 2 days

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This is inspired by @cosmicpoutine because I like their art a lot 😊

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cubbiekins · 9 months

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Jason : Uhh, don’t know if you can tell but we’re surrounded!

Dick, grinning like a maniac : Great! We can attack in all directions.

Damian : *A little terrified but has a new found respect for Dick*

Tim : *Already beating the shit out of them*

#tim drake #batbros #dialogue prompt #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfam shenanigans #short prompt #feral dick grayson #feral tim drake

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pinkiemachine · 1 month

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PART 7!

Part 8 👇

Part 6 👇

#fan art #art #funny #dc #dc comics #batman #bat family #fan comic #batgirl #Bruce wayne #Barbara gordon #alfred pennyworth #jonathan kent #Superboy #batfam #batfam shenanigans #Phineas and ferb #disney

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superbat-love · 2 months

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Bruce: Why are you kids making such a ruckus this early in the morning?

Damian: Father, the alien is taking too long in the bathroom!

Clark: [singing in the bathroom]

Tim: You’re jumping the queue, demon brat! Get back in line!

Bruce: There are over 20 bathrooms in this house. Why are you all fighting over this one?

Tim: The wifi signal is the strongest here.

Steph: The natural lighting is the best here!

Dick: This one has a jacuzzi!

Damian: I’m your son!

Jason: Because Tim and Damian are here.

Duke: This bathroom’s the least haunted.

Cass: [finishes tying Jason’s and Damian’s shoelaces together]

Bruce: Well this is my bathroom. Go get your own. If you start fighting, no, when you start fighting outside this door, I’m getting Alfred to bring out the water hose. [enters the bathroom and shuts the door behind him]

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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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Bruce being so done with life because none of his kids treat their medical files on the batcomputer with the importance it deserves. And the worst part is, he can't tell if it's on purpose or if they're all Just Like That.

Dick:

He loves his eldest son but for some reason, he refuses to do anything but put down estimated recovery times in his injuries folder. It's usually in the range of "2 weeks" to "48 hours" but that just leaves Bruce worrying about what happened.

One time, he put down 3 months and he nearly had a heart attack till his son called and told him Kor'i had dumped him and that this was how long he was going to be wallowing.

Jason:

Is nice enough to tell him what happened but doesn't add the degree of injury.

So he'll put down "stabbed" but won't elaborate on whether it was a flesh wound or worse. Bruce goes grey very, very early after Jason is on the field.

Tim:

Gives him just the location of the injury and leaves him to guess what happened.

Could say "arm" or "back of the head" or, on one memorable occasion, "spleen", but won't say what the heck happened to any of those parts.

Was he stabbed?? Shot at?? Who knows. Certainly not Bruce.

Damian:

Only mentions the retribution he got for any injuries he received.

"It's been handled", "he'll never be able to get the drop on me again" and more often than not, just the word "avenged".

Bruce is surprised he has any of his original hair colour left at all.

Duke:

By far the worst one. He writes down injuries in terms of his own pain scale.

Could write "OW!" or "Not Gucci" or "Better than that time Jason hit me in the face with a TV remote".

Once wrote "Non-fatal" which sent Bruce into a spiral because "holy shit Duke?? What do you mean non-fatal?? Yeah I sure hope your injuries weren't lethal?!"

Cass:

Has never been injured on patrol. Often leaves him question marks in her file which...yeah, fair enough.

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