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#aftg incorrect quotes
Andrew: I need Jean’s phone number, I just want to talk.
Kevin: our dorm is destroyed.
Andrew: So is my candy stash.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 2 days
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And what if I say castle crumbling by Taylor Swift is a riko Moriyama song??
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qixjone · 2 days
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someone needs to make casual by chappell roan into aftg andreil ff IMMEDITELY
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cupidspsycho · 2 months
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i cant believe that wymack tells the foxes to ignore his unpolished speech and then pulls out the hardest fucking line in modern literature
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feelingthedisaster · 2 months
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Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy
Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players
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juicegremlin · 1 month
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[After meeting Neil in Millport]
Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.
Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.
Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Kevin: And that's... bad?
Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom
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Neil: Hey, can you come and pick me up??
Andrew: Okay.
Kevin praying for his life and questioning every desition he ever made while they go way over the speed limit on an interestatal highway after doinga very illegal U turn for no apparent reason.
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scholliski · 1 year
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Neil describing Andrew: his golden hair reflected as though he were god himself, those hazel eyes speckled with light while-
Neil describing Aaron: he’s kinda small i guess
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*Abby's helping Neil out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*
Kevin: How does Neil look?
Andrew: much better than you, actually.
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Nicky: I can’t believe Neil ignored us all winter break! He better be dying.
Neil: Hey guys, sorry I ignored you all winter break. I was dying.
Nicky: I take it back I take it back I take it back I take it back.
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chaoticas-hell · 10 months
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Andrew: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Do not try to find me or drag me up.
Aaron: Neil said "I love you" and you said "thanks" Didn't you?
Andrew: I said the reasons are personal
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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neil when nicky said girls were too soft for him:
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neil when he realised he had no interest in performing the quiet-kid act:
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andreilsupremacy · 5 months
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[In the team bus with Neil walking around while they’re driving on the highway]
Andrew: Neil, sit down.
Neil: Don’t tell me what to do.
[Neil crashing in the background when the bus turns]
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