Pounding on a door.

"Hey! Anyone out there!?! Can someone please let me out of the closet? This feels like bad deja vu. I already came out years ago."

Hen blinked before rushing to move a large chair that was blocking the door.

"Well Tommy, they do say coming out is a continuous event."

~

And now I'm going to have to write my own bachelor party fic.

caption: Boeing boing boing

@boeingboingboing

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.

Has this been done yet? Enjoy my silly doodles 🐑

Based off this old video

James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked

Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see

More stuff from my day as Jason Todd incorrect quotes:

Jason, talking to batman: Okay let's play a little game, you tell me why you think we should let the joker live, and I'll try to guess what fucking drugs you're on.

Battle for The Cowl was essentially Dick submitting for bereavement leave, being denied and then beaten by HR until he agreed to overtime

TMA fandom about Jonmartin right now:

AM I LATE?! AM I TOO LATE FOR THE MEME-

guys being dudes

back in the 2000s and 2010s, "glomping" [1], sometimes done as a group in a "glomp circle" [2], was a disturbing niche nerd culture form of ambush sexual assault [3] and

Me 0.03 seconds after the fest ends and I can spend my snails

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "House MD"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw the ghost of your dead girlfriend

My buddy Wilson pacing: the patient is lying to us

Lucifer, how can you be short AND depressed?? You’re not DEPRESSED, you’re COMPRESSED