guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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Thinking how Swede missed Izzy’s redemption arc and Izzy missed Swede’s slut arc. When they met it should’ve gone something like this
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guys i am not okay
frenchie risked his life to save izzy. openly lying to ed about killing him many times, just to keep him safe.
the crew all felt comfortable enough to tell izzy they thought he and ed were toxic.
izzy going against ed for them.
“he’s our dick”
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well, here we are (ง ื▿ ื)ว
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Frenchie resting his head on Izzy’s thighs have affected me in the following ways:
1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2. WAAAAAAAHHHAHAHA
3. Art 😌
4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5. Repeat steps 1-4
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the world simply wasn’t ready for this captain/first mate power duo
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when everyone thought frenchie would secretly bring lucius food as he hid in the walls, but then we got frenchie sneaking izzy medicines, and something in the universe suddenly shifted.
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You could tell me you ship Izzy Hands with literally any ofmd character and I would think “yeah makes sense” and I think that’s beautiful.
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Look at us being super cool and evil! *evilly hugging my evil lil boss*
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I just think they both deserved a little smooch. With tongue. 🤷♂️
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When everyone was running for their lives towards the boats, only two people turned and ran back.
1. Black Pete, for Lucius
2. Frenchie, for Izzy.
Not saying there is something in common here, but also, I am saying that.
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frenchie causally leaning against izzy’s thigh is doing things to me
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afterparty
'cause I need something cute (ಡ‸ಡ)
||as print?||
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Izzy deserves a better captain to be homoerotic with. Excuse my crappy French!
Izzy: Are you staying on the ship?
Frenchie: Are you?
Izzy: No; I have too much work to do, thanks to you lazy twats.
Frenchie: Ah, what a coincidence! I'm staying on the ship, too!
Spicy under the cut x
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Good morning besties. I have decided that Izzy is not dead. I refuse to believe it.
We thought Lucius was dead. He wasn't.
Ed even died too. But not really.
Stede got stabbed in the gut. He lived.
Buttons turned into a fucking bird.
All I'm saying is that death isn't permanent and nothing follows logic in this show, so to me, Israel Hands is still alive. He can't be dead. He hasn't kissed Frenchie yet.
That is all.
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