this has been in my folder for 800 years but we're finally on the shading

not to be a steddyhands enjoyer but imagine them fucking and then ed calls stede zaddy. imagine being izzy hands and your dick is someplace you'd never thought it would be, and you're with two guys who you know are always gonna be way more obsessed with each other than they ever are with you, and the-guy-who-used-to-be-blackbeard calls a strawberry flavored marshmallow flop "zaddy" and you just gotta keep going. you can't stop now, you're in too deep mate. you chose this life.

is anyone else seeing this

Izzy + being supportive of Ed and Stede’s relationship

the way we've reached a point where somehow izzy's the healthiest person in this dynamic

Them

ménage à trois.

prints + merch + commission info

home is whenever i'm with you

And we love them for it

fucking obsessed with Izzy being everyone's bestie and genuinely supporting and caring for Ed and Stede through their Relationship Drama - but also accidentally influencing them into breaking them up again by telling Ed to follow the path of throwing his leathers away, if that's where his heart leads him

my little guy is The Cockblocker Supreme, even when he wants sooo badly to be The Cockenabler

comm for @zythepsary many thanks for the good good prompt enjoy these good good boys

me, real

“Stop!! You can’t ship that!! It would be toxic!! :(“

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The fact that izzy apparently just hangs out in stede's room doing his own thing is so funny because what's he gonna do when stede&ed start fucking?? they're gonna have to lock him out of the bedroom like the family dog that's yowling at the door

BLACKBONNET SEX SCENE SET TO IZZY SINGING LA VIE EN ROSE IS FUCKING INSANE DJENKS IM IN YOUR WALLS

How many times has this one been done, lbr. You can get a print of it, tho!

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ID: Low angle from the outside of The Revenge, looking up at a clear and lightening night sky. Izzy appears in the foreground, waist-up, glaring at the viewer and extending a middle finger. Ed is sitting on his shoulders, getting a boost up to reach the ship's railing. Stede is on the ship, leaning over to meet Ed in a kiss, hand clasped over his on the railing. The entire scene is bathed in blue light. /end ID