Regulus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
James: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Regulus: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
James: Is it working?
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regulus: i won the idgaf wars.
james: u walked all the way to my house because i wouldn’t answer ur text because i was in the shower.
regulus: do not spread misinformation. i apparated.
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James: What are you doing?
Regulus: *Wrapping himself in James' arms* Hiding
James: ...Do you mean hugging?
Regulus: Did I fucking stutter?
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james: everyone thinks you suck.
regulus: suck what exactly?
james: just suck at being a person.
regulus: well they’re probably right. but i think you have the wrong number...
james: remus ?
regulus: nope. regulus.
james: well…
james: wait what suck did you think i meant ????
regulus: idk james you’re texting me at 1am in the morning. what suck do you think i thought of.
james: REGULUS????
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James: next time someone says smth mean to me i’m going to go to their room in the middle of the night and be like “mummy i threw up 🙁”
Regulus: You’re an ugly rat
James:
Regulus: are you coming now
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choice - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 205
"Make a choice, James," Regulus demanded, his eyes narrowed and cold.
Sirius stood a foot away from him, arms crossed, staring at James as well.
"I...are you serious?" James stuttered, looking between them. His heart was beating furiously, his palms sweaty, his head spinning. How could he choose?
"Yes," Sirius answered, no trace of humor in his voice. "Him or me. You can't choose both."
It was like his worst nightmare. The two people he cared about most in the world, both looking at him with expectant, demanding glares, the tension in the room so thick he could cut it with a spoon.
"I...fuck, guys this isn't..." James mumbled, wringing his hands.
"It should be an easy choice, James!" Regulus exclaimed, throwing his hands up and looking affronted. "I share a bed with you! How could you-?"
"Oh, no!" Sirius interrupted angrily. "I'm his best mate! If anyone, it should be me!"
But James couldn't do it. "Remus!" he called desperately to the man in the other room.
"Hmm?" Remus's voice asked through the open door.
"Do you want to go to the Weird Sisters concert with me? I won tickets and-"
But James couldn't finish explaining over Regulus and Sirius's furious yells.
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James: you can’t just go around murdering people!
Regulus: But he was mean to you!
James: so what? You’re mean to me on a daily basis
Regulus:
James: *grabs the bloody knife from regulus* No!
Regulus: but-
James: *shakes his head* no.
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A random Gryffindor when Reg says something mean: James, keep your boyfriend in check. He has no self control!
Regulus: if I didn’t have any self control, I would have killed my parents and shaved my brothers head.
Regulus, with further pause: Do you think everyone just stays safe around me naturally?
Regulus, running a hand through his hair: it takes a lot of work to be this sane
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