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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year

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James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked

Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see

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accio-sriracha · 5 months

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Regulus: Stop fucking looking at me like that, Potter.

James: *startled, hadn't even realised he was still staring* Like what?

Regulus: *quietly* Like I mean something to you.

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ashsbo7103 · 5 months

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I think Regulus is so "From Dining Table" by Harry Styles, talking about Sirius after he run away, and cant be with him. just read the lyrics and tell me that I'm wrong.

We haven't spoke since you went away

Comfortable silence is so overrated

Why won't you ever be the first one to break?

Even my phone misses your call, by the way... Why won't you ever say what you want to say?

Even my phone misses your call, by the way

Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too

But you, you never do

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moonyscardigan13 · 2 years

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*the black family at a family dinner*

Walburga: Regulus you are very distracted. What are you thinking about?

Regulus: death.

The Black family: ...

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smilingformoney · 2 years

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Voldemort: Eventually, I will make Severus my number two.

Regulus: So you’re saying you…

Regulus: You need to make a number two?

Voldemort: Indeed. Not right now, but soon.

Voldemort: It’s not something you should force.

Regulus: But you’re saying it’s important to have a really good number two?

Voldemort: Yes.

Voldemort: There’s nothing funny about a firm number two.

Regulus: What was the plan again?

Voldemort: The plan is that I, the Dark Lord Voldemort, will sit on my throne and make a number two.

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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stargazingtranquility · 4 months

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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

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phoneypotatoes · 1 month

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Harry: *finds a stray cat*

Harry: Can we keep it?

Regulus: Your dad is allergic.

Harry: Father can stay outside.

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marvelomadness06 · 2 months

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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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starchaser5 · 3 months

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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 2 years

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James: I will torture you now

Regulus: Kinky

James: You’re the brightest star in the sky

Regulus: What?

James: I think you are beautiful and lovely

Regulus, backing away: W-wait, no-

James: Your feelings are valid and you deserve to be loved

Regulus: I NEED A SAFE-WORD

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

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chasingthestarss · 3 months

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James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

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rhetorical-conscience · 3 months

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James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

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