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Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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Adventure awaits! Prepare yourself, the curse must be a big one. I was an emergency before I was even born-
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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I should recruit people to join me on this quest. Anyone want to come?
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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Jason, covered in blood: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine
Dick: Jason I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know
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Jason: Crabs really just do fucking nothing all day long, huh
Jason: 'Oh shit, look at me, it's time use my claws to pick away at some dead fish’
Tim: You got pinched, didn't you?
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Honestly, I'm running out of other explanations
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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Tim: My bank just called me because I paid for therapy and it was marked as an 'unusual purchase
Dick: I think that says something about you
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Thank youu!!!! <3
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I'm so utterly amused by your batfam-near death series. All I can say is you've sure lived a cool life!
Thank you! I find is amusing too (now that they are memories I can laugh at) Hopefully there won't be a part 5 for a while!
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Absolutely! You can add them to the post!
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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Fortunately, I think I'm out of good stories for these posts. Fortunately my life is a comedy show so I'll make a Pt 5 in like, a few months
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#batman#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#damian wayne#i live on an island guys#ive almost drowned a few times#its a right of passage to get caught in a rip#and fun fact#hot water bottles EXPLODE
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Dick: We tried it your way
Jason: No we didn’t
Dick: I tried it in my head and it went very very badly
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Bruce: Cass told me you don't have a spleen. is that true?
Tim: Well, that’s interesting. You wanna know why?
Bruce: why?
Tim: because- *runs away*
#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#batman#tim drake#bruce wayne#tim drakes missing spleen
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Someone: Cute boyfriend
Bernard pointing to Tim's third stab wound of the week: Thanks, he has pockets
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Alfred: Please, please stop drinking tea by putting the teabag in your mouth and chugging hot water
Tim, very very sleep deprived: Sorry for being cultured
#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#batman#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#i tried this once
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Jason: I hate when people ask about my though process, like hell if I know
Jason: “What’s going through your head?” Nothing I want to be a part of
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