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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 17 hours

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Someone: Cute boyfriend

Bernard pointing to Tim's third stab wound of the week: Thanks, he has pockets

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #tim x bernard #bernard dowd

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shyjusticewarrior · 12 hours

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Jason: Has Bernard always looked at you like that, and if so how did you think he was straight?

Tim, to Steph: Stop telling Jason things.

Steph, ignoring Tim: I took Tim's gaydar cause he's not worthy.

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nana-mizu-shiki · 20 hours

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"You are breaking up with me!"

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alyakthedorklord · 10 months

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Au where the Drake’s don’t die (they’re just bad parents) and as Tim gets older they start spending a SLIGHT bit more time with him to train him to take over Drake industries. They start trying to set up a marriage to a daughter of a good family for Tim, but he’s dating Bernard, who is not only a man but from a “subpar family.” They demand he break it off.

Tim refuses to break up with his boyfriend, threatens causing a huge scandal and making out with Bernard in public if they engage him to anyone.

Jack and Janet threaten to disown him, bc they think Tim’s been living the soft cushy house (manor) life hidden away from the world on thier money this whole time, so they’re all, “You’ll come crawling back, you need us and our money, this will teach you a lesson.”

Tim, who has been practically independent since he was four, has extensive robin training, access to zetatubes, powerful friends (and enemies) in every major city across the world, at least eight fully stocked safehouses in Upper Gotham alone, a personal bank account under his own name with combined Drake and Wayne allowance, at this point is only in Drake manor when his parents are here (a week with an important gala every four months maybe) and has LITERALLY had a discussion with Bruce about a custody battle due to negligence so he can call himself a Wayne on paper not even a week before, just laughs.

“This is Gotham. I’ll get Bruce Wayne to adopt me.”

That makes them mad. His parents show him the disowning paperwork and kick him out. Tim doesn’t even run to Wayne Manor, he meanders over while tapping at his phone.

Bruce already had the paperwork ready. The Drakes don’t know what’s happening before it’s too late. Tim is a Wayne. They try to challenge it but they relinquished all rights and Tim has receipts of parental neglect and also he already has a room at the manor.

Tim takes over as Wayne Industries CEO (the sooner the funnier) and immediately starts being awesome at it, smug ass grin in every photo, the other Waynes cackling in the background as the Drakes seethe and thier stocks plummet. The next gala they go to, Bruce makes absolutely sure to turn to Tim and go, “So son, when is your boyfriend coming over for dinner?”

Bernard comes back from a family camping trip to find out his boyfriend started an upper crust civil war for the right to date him. And also he’s invited to Wayne Manor. Wtf Tim.

#jason calls bernard helen of troy #bernard is on tims arm #in a fancy suit #he’s just happy to have front row seats to all this drama #the drakes are crumbling #tim drake #bernard dowd #tim x bernard #bruce wayne #dc prompt #batfam #batfamily

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arcticlutra · 1 year

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Bernard: Hmm...

Jason: What?

Bernard: You look an awful lot like Bruce Wayne's dead son Jason Todd.

Jason: -blue screen-

Bernard: I mean add a few years and pounds.

Jason: Wait. What?!

Bernard: Hmm. -prods Jason- I suppose Wayne Enterprises would have the tech. It would explain a lot...

Jason: I...I have no idea what's going on right now.

Bernard: -dialling Tim- Hey Babe.

-indistinct phone noises-

Jason: Who even are...

-Bernard puts a finger to Jason's lips-

Bernard: Shh, I'm checking something. No sorry Babe, I was shushing the clone.

-loud, angry phone noises, and confused Jason noises-

Bernard: Tim, of course I'm not talking to a Robin, it's daytime. I'm talking to the clone of your adopted brother Jason Todd who I bumped into at the Farmer's Market.

-very angry phone noises-

Bernard: -sighing- Tim I love you, but we all know that Bruce Wayne dated the Batman, which is where the Batman clearly stole the Robin Cloning Tech from...

-angrier phone noises-

Bernard: Look Tim, don't get angry at me that your adopted father's ex doesn't understand boundaries. Anyway, I have to go as your Brother's clone is malfunctioning and a hot red head with a kid is trying to drag him away from my citizen's arrest. Love you!

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #tim x bernard #jason todd #dc fanfic #roy harper #jayroy

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bluerosefox · 5 months

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Ghost Marriage Allows More Than One!

Tim wakes up in a hotel room in Vegas snuggled against a chest but he wasn't surprised.

He had been in the Sin City for a WE meeting and had brought Bernard along the trip since Tim's birthday was just shy a few days into it and well he wanted to spend time with his boyfriend since most of his family were off world (Dick, Jason, and Bruce all had important missions and they all apologized for missing out and Tim couldn't blame them he understood and he himself couldn't get out of the Vegas meetings no matter what he tried to do.) Or couldn't come to join him (Damian had school as did Duke and Alfred was taking care of them while the others were gone. Steph and Cass were out of country working with some important things with Babs and again he understood.) (Did it still sting yes but they all promised to make it up when they got back, Alfred even promised a coffee cake just for him)

So yeah, Vegas meeting trip turned somewhat birthday fun with his boyfriend. And since Bernard has always been good with encouraging Tim to try things it came to no surprise that during their stay he had managed to convince Tim to try drinking for the night.

Yes terrible influence Bernard was sometimes, but he did make a point. Tim was an adult now and sometimes it's okay to at least try adult dumb stuff, he didn't have to like it and could stop if he really didnt want to but he can at least say he tried it once. That it was okay for Tim to let go of his vigilante brain and just have fun in the one city that was made for it.

So try Tim did. Just for the night.

So yeah, Tim wasn't really surprised when he woke up the next morning, alcohol aftertaste on his breath, head pounding, nose scrunched up from the light of the sun peeking in from the curtains, and snuggling himself into a rather chilly chest...

Wait...

Chilly?

Tim opened his eyes when he realized that. Bernard never felt cold to Tim when they would snuggle, no he was always warm, like a warm heating blanket. It was why Tim loved snuggling him. Why was he-

Tim's eyes widened when he saw not blonde hair on the body in the bed with him but black hair. He almost flung himself off the bed from him startling awake and watched the one he had been snuggled next to mumble in his sleep and turn over.

Tim felt pure dread as he continued to stare, his stomach turning as his thoughts got bad, oh god..God... did he... oh no, no, no no. Oh where was Bernard- FUCK did he really-

Tim flinched when he heard a door open and snapped his eyes towards it. He felt his mouth go dry when he spotted his boyfriend coming out of what was the bathroom of the room and had just finished taking a shower from the sounds of left over dripping water and from the towel he was using to clean his hair.

Bernard stopped in his spot when he noticed Tim staring at him before he gave Tim a very uneasy chuckle, his eyes darting towards the sleeping body on the bed "H-Hey, good morning T. I see you... uhh seen our guest."

Tim felt ready to cry, to beg for forgiveness, but the only sound that came out was a strangled sound because of course he fucked up and ruined one of the best things that ever happened to him and-

But before he could spiral further into his anxiety and dread Bernard kept speaking.

"So ummm. Do you also remember meeting Danny at the bar, getting really tipsy, hanging out, having fun and then like going to a ghost bar with him so he could really drunk because he's like half ghost. And I mean like a legit ghost bar, like we saw Elvis and Marilyn Monroe there and they were like floating. Then we all got like super mega drunk and then... maybe kinda sorta got ghost married... because ghost marriage allows unlimited spouses cause you know, already dead doesn't matter and it's also almost permanent cause again the whole dead thing... Or did I hallucinate all that last night and we just brought in a random stranger to bed?" He asked his voice unsure as he looked between Tim and the stranger Danny in bed before lifting his hand up and showing Tim a glowing ring on it. "I'm pretty sure I didn't dream it up because I kinda woke up with this, and it refuses to come off."

Tim went silent for a moment, wide eyed as he stared back at Bernard before the pounding headache he had hit him harder than ever when the very memories of everything Bernard had said came flooding back to him. With a gasp Tim quickly looked st his own hand and sure enough on his finger was a matching glowing wedding band on it, his eyes snapped towards Danny... Danny Nightingale? Or was it Phantom? said his name was and spotted another matching one as well.

"B is going to kill us." Was the only thing Tim could muster up to say.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #tim x bernard #timxbernardxdanny #The trope of waking up married in Vegas #but with a twist #Tim was in Vegas for mostly a WE meetings #and brought his BF cause his bday was a few days later #and the rest of the fam couldnt go or had missions #so it was going to be a fun bday with his BF #Bernard encourages Tim to do dumb things sometimes #mostly to get Tim to put down the Vigilantly thoughts and just have fun #so its both a good and bad thing he does #but they do try to be safe about it #he encouraged the drinking so Tim can at least say he has gotten drunk at least once #tbh this is me. Ive gotten legit drunk twice in my entire life #and its been years since my last actual drink tbh #Anyways they meet Danny at the bar #whose taking a small vacation time away from the Realms #Danny started chatting with them and they all got kinda tipsy #well Bernard and Tim were a lot more than Danny #and Danny wanted to kinda join them and suggested a ghost bar #and the rest well... It all kinda just happens

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preyofolympus · 1 year

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Bernard: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.

Tim, trying to contain himself but Bernard loving the Red Hood is pushing his limits: he’s a fucking criminal Bernard.

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batfamgalore · 8 months

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Tim: Okay, let’s get to the table before Jason gets here. Bruce loves an early bird.

Bernard: Hey, Tim, before we go in, I know I said I was gonna do the whole hypeman thing, but-

Tim: I know. I shouldn’t compare myself to my brother. We’re all on our own journey.

Bernard: What? No. Who told you that garbage? I was gonna say we need a backup plan so you can win this thing.

Tim: Aw, thanks for not trying to make me a better person.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #tim x bernard #source: brooklyn 99

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ginycn · 2 months

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Sorry, not sorry

#I don't know why I did this #but it was fun #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #tim x bernard #meme #LMAO

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theforgottendaydreamer · 3 months

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Tim: [gets down on one knee]

Bernard: oh my God, it's finally happening!

Tim: [falls over]

Bernard: the sedative is kicking in!

#timber #EDIT: WAS MEANT AS BERNARD SEDATING TIM BC HE NEEDS TO TAKE A NAP!! NOT DRUGGING TIM TO KIDNAP HIM!! although i do love coo!Bernard 👀#tim drake #bernard dowd #red robin #dc comics #dc #tim/bernard #tim x bernard #batman

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ev-arrested · 2 months

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People who like Bernard Dowd can you please enlighten me on why (ideally supported with your favorite panels or comic recs). I want to Understand.

#bernard dowd #tim drake #red robin #batman #dc #dc comics #dc robin #timbern #tim x bernard #tim drake x bernard dowd #ev-arrested

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 19 days

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Tim: You have a face

Bernard: Yes, I do

Tim: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face

Bernard: Thanks, I guess

Tim: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #tim x bernard #bernard dowd

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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months

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Bernard: Is Red Hood a vampire?

Tim: No.

Bernard: A zombie?

Tim: Getting warmer.

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forestsxcieti · 1 year

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TIM!! LOOK!!

#batman fanart #batman art #batman #batfam #batfamily #batfam fanart #tim drake #tim drake fanart #tim drake art #dc fanart #dc comics #dc #timber #tim x bernard #bernard dowd #bernard dowd art #tim drake robin

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litta-jpg · 1 year

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td:r #7 spoilers i guess .....

#bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber #tim drake robin #tim drake: robin #robin #batman #dc #tim x bernard #art tag

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arcticlutra · 1 year

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Bernard: Do you know what's weird?

Tim (sighing): No Bern, what's weird?

Bernard: Well, it's just that...a quadruple somersault is nigh on impossible to do right?

Tim: Ahuh, yeah the physics are insane.

Bernard: Right?! But there are only two people who can do it: your brother and Nightwing!

Tim (panicking): so what are you saying?

Bernard: Isn't it obvious?! Batman stole your brother's DNA to clone him, and set up a station in his government sponsored hideout to have a constant supply of acrobatic Robins!

Tim: Bern...that's a pretty extreme hypothesis.

Bernard (contemplating): You're right, the power drain and resource consumption alone would be conspicuous. Therefore, the only obvious explanation is that...Tim...your brother must be the first Robin! Likely Nightwing!

Tim (scribling on his tablet): Hey look at this...somehow I'm aware that the electricity costs for cloning tubes are surprisingly affordable. Batman must be cloning kids...

Bernard: I knew it!

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