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I think this constitutes a reblog to the Incorrect Quotes Blog I feel like they’d appreciate it
HI GUYS!
GO LOOK AT WHAT MY COOL MUTUAL DID,
ALSO DO NOT SPOIL THE BOOKS IN REBLOGS OR REPLIES BECAUSE SHE’S NOT FINISHED YET,, OKAY!?!?
aftg textpost (just one)
because I need to affectionately torment people. thank you @quintessential-candles for choosing who went where as I still need to fINISH THE THIRD BOOK. No time to check for mistakes (school) will fix later if any
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i am not finished with this series so appreciate it if you're vague with spoilers but don't mind too much either way
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*Abby's helping Neil out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*
Kevin: How does Neil look?
Andrew: much better than you, actually.
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Kevin: Do you take constructive criticism?
Andrew: I only take cash or credit.
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Kevin: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with hiring a hitman?
Neil: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Cat, talking to Jeremy on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Jeremy: You bet!
Cat: At what temperature?
Jeremy: 535!
Cat: That's the clock.
Jeremy:
Cat:
Jeremy: 536.
Cat: oh my fucking god…………
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Matt: You love me, right, Dan?
Dan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Nicky: Can you keep a secret?
Neil: Do you know anything about my life?
Nicky: No I do not. Good point.
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Andrew: I need Jean’s phone number, I just want to talk.
Kevin: our dorm is destroyed.
Andrew: So is my candy stash.
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*The foxes over at Matt’s house*
Nicky: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Matt: ...No...
Matt, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Nicky, motioning to Matt’s kitchen: Three, I thought!
Neil: I see a-
Matt, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Nicky: Oh, well I-
Matt: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Matt, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Renee: you learn something new every day!
Aaron: Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Matt: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Matt: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Matt, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Dan: I didn't know you were so rich with ovens…
Allison, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven
Matt:
Nicky: Ohhh, a toasty boy! Four—
Renee: Five
Nicky: FIVE OVENS!
Matt:
Matt, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Aaron: You know those things will kill you, right?
Kevin, pouring another glass of vodka: That’s the point.
Andrew, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Nicky: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Kevin: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Neil: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours..
Nicky: I got distracted about halfway through.
Andrew: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Wymack: What are you doing here!?
(Medicated) Andrew: I could ask you the same question!!!
Wymack: I live here. This is my apartment.
(Medicated) Andrew: I should probably ask you a different question!
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(Tfc)
Nicky: Talk dirty to me
Neil: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Nicky: Wha-
Neil: The economy is in shambles.
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Matt: Well, Seth, is there anything you would like to say to Neil?
Seth: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Matt: …How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Seth: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Riko: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Neil, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life…
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Kevin, pointing to Neil and Andrew: this is actually my worst fucking nightmare.
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Nicky, about Neil: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group!
Kevin: ..are we stealing them?
Aaron: New or used?
Nicky: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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