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incorrect merlin quotes #11
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Arthur: what's your type
Merlin: A-
Arthur: no, I mean in a guy
Merlin: Arthur, I seriously need a new liver
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
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Remember that one time Merlin called Arthur a toad then said magic was outlawed so he’d never turn into a handsome prince?
What if he kept doing that casually, as his way of showing Arthur magic can be useful.
For example:
Arthur: do you ever wish there was a way to start fires without needing to gather firewood?
Merlin: there is. Your father outlawed it.
Arthur: there must’ve been a reason. Fire can be dangerous if it gets out of control.
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And he tries to defend it, but it doesn’t hold up and over time Arthur starts just making sarcastic comments instead of actual defenses
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Arthur: torches are so inconvenient. We need a better way to make light that can keep hands free for swords or other weapons.
Merlin: Magic, but it’s illegal so you’re stuck with carrying a torch.
Arthur: last time I needed light because you were dying it wasn’t evil.
Merlin: well, it’s unfortunate that you don’t know how to use magic then, sire.
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Until he just can’t defend it
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Arthur: six weeks?! I can’t miss six weeks of training for a broken foot! Is there some way to speed it up? Or just… fix it now?
Gaius: I don’t think-
Merlin: yes.
Gaius, who knows Merlin’s plan: *sigh*
Arthur: Thank god. Do it then.
Merlin: No. It’ll land us all on the pyre and I’m quite fond of, y’know, breathing, so suck it up.
Arthur: why is that kind of magic illegal? Surely healing isn’t evil.
Gaius: what you ask is treason, sire. Please be cautious.
Arthur: …
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Merlin: who knows? Maybe all the bandits will decide to magically take a day off so you can go hunting without being hunted.
A few hours later, being chased through the woods by bandits:
Arthur: non magic sucks!
Merlin: yep. You can always repeal the ban once you’re king!
Arthur: huh… you know, I think I will.
Merlin: great, pardon my treason then. *magically knocks out the bandits and summons their horses and Arthur’s weapons back*
Arthur: THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Merlin: yep.
Arthur: …
Arthur: I can’t believe that worked.
Merlin: me neither, to be honest, sire.
—
Then they both laugh about it and Arthur repeals the ban, magic is free, Morgana is never evil, Agravaine doesn’t exist, and Mordred comes back to Camelot and gets therapy.
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here
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Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*
Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…
Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-
#I would like to think ARTHUR and all the knights are sitting in swivels chairs waiting to be mentioned as an excuse only to turn around#the fact that Arthur and Gwaine stay up waiting for him too#SORRY IM#so sorry#BASED ON FUNNY POST#BRILLIANT#I got the idea from I post I saw a while back ->#source: incorrect stranger things quotes#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#gwaine#merthur incorrect quotes#incorrect merlin quotes
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Merlin: uh oh looks like I can't manipulate mansplain manservant my way out of this one
Merlin: manslaughter it is
Arthur: meRLIN NO!
#idc how canon it is im dying on the hill that merlin has killed more people than arthur you cant change my mind#everytime merlin kills someone arthur just stands there gaping like wtf how did my idiot cinnamon roll just do that#merlin bbc#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#merlin#merlin x arthur#arthur#king arthur#arthur pendragon#incorrect quotes#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect merthur quotes#moss' madness
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Morgana, introducing Gwen: This is Guinevere, she’s a fully trained maid who has worked for me for years, and I trust her with my life.
Arthur, holding Merlin by the scruff: This is Merlin, I got him from the trash!
#Merlin: only because you had clearly been thrown out as well!#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect merthur quotes#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#idiot with magic and idiot with a sword#bbc merthur
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Merlin: You know one day, you are going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person. And this person is going to run you through without a care in the world! Where will you be then, huh?
Arthur: ....
Merlin: DEAD! That's where you'll be! And who will have to bury you, huh?
Arthur: Well-
Merlin: Me! That's who! Is that what you want Arthur?
Arthur: ....
Merlin: Well is it?!
Arthur: ....
Merlin: ....
Arthur: All I said was to pass me my shirt.
Merlin: ....
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incorrect merlin quotes #10
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Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?
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Merlin: *existing*
Arthur: *looks at him*
Gwaine, in the background: GAY
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Y’know that one scene in A Servant of Two Masters where Merlin tells Leon he’s off to kill the king and Leon just laughs
What if Merlin realises how much power that actually has and just starts telling Leon the truth instead of coming up with excuses
Like
Leon: Hey Merlin, where are you off to?
Merlin: Just going to fight a gryphon!
Leon: ha! Have fun!
Or
Leon: Merlin, why do you have highly illegal poison?
Merlin: it’s only poison mixed with alcohol, otherwise it’s just great sidhe repellent!
Leon, chuckling fondly: Alright, as you were then.
Or
Leon: Merlin! Where were you?
Merlin: nowhere interesting, just practicing sorcery.
And Leon believes he’s just keeping the gag going every time.
Which also makes the poetry scene so much better because Leon is used to Merlin being funny, never giving proper excuses and joking about high treason crimes.
So when Merlin is so flustered that he blurts out poetry, the only possible explanation can be that something Merthur is happening and Leon wants no part in it.
It also got me thinking about post Camlan when Merlin and Arthur get back to Camelot (I’m in denial, shut up) when Leon finds out Merlin has magic.
He waits at the gates for Merlin with his arms folded looking like a disappointed mother, then Merlin stops and realises every one of his “excuses” came back to bite him in the arse.
Until Leon has to explain to Arthur that he’s known Merlin is a sorcerer for a while now, but always thought it was a joke because “it’s Merlin”
Merlin: in my defence, I never lied.
Leon: you confessed to multiple crimes!
Merlin: you let me get away with them!
Arthur: huh?
Leon: Sire, I can explain.
Merlin: can you?
Leon: can you?!
I’m tempted to turn this into a fanfic if anyone would want to read it
It’s out now on Ao3 - The One Where Leon Knowingly and Unknowingly Becomes an Accomplice to Treason
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Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)
Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?
Merlin:
Merlin:
Merlin: Hasta la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)
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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?
Merlin: No
Gaius: ...And?
Merlin: ???
Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Merlin: Nah lol
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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?
Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?
Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)
Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?
Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)
Arthur: (jaw drop)
Merlin: See you around, stranger.
[Silence as Merlin strides away]
Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!
[Merlin waves without looking back]
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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]
Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—
Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.
Kilgharrah: (shocked)
Merlin: thx (leaves)
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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal
Arthur, who's not deaf: WHAT?
Merlin: what
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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]
Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌
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Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you
Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay
Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC
#yeah i know i already have something like this but i rlly wanted to change it#merlin#merthur#guinevere pendragon#bbc merlin#bbc guinevere#gwen pendragon#bbc gwen#merlin incorrect quotes#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect quotes#shower thoughts
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