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bruciemilf · 2 hours
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Clark looks different every time I draw him 😐
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bruciemilf · 3 hours
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Okay but superbattinson headcanon where Bruce likes to wear Clark’s clothes because they’re big on him but way more comfy and worn in than his own clothes
He has to tie the pull string on Clark’s sweatpants all the way tight to keep them on his hips
Bruce likes to wear his oversized tshirts around the mansion/penthouse whenever Clark’s at work, making sure to change before his lover returns
Bruce really loves wearing his sweatshirts when he’s down in the cave doing research (mostly checking the one screen he reserves for Superman footage) he likes to pull his legs up into them if his feet get cold
Sometimes he falls asleep bundled up in Clark’s sweater and sweats in his room, paperwork strewn about in front of him on the table
Clark finds out about it of course, coming home early one day and seeing Bruce had fallen asleep down in the cave again. Clark taking extra care to pick up his sleep depraved boyfriend and carry him up to their room where he lays the soft meow meow man down
Bruce waking up to the feeling of being warm and safe, only realizing it’s because Clark has his arms and body wrapped around his smaller frame. Also realizing he’s still wearing Clark’s clothes and being mildly embarrassed by it before snuggling back down against his himbo boyfriends chest and falling back into much needed sleep
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bruciemilf · 3 hours
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Clark: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Bruce: I saw you.
Clark: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Lex in a turkey costume.
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bruciemilf · 3 hours
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I just think that battinson having his own superman would be swell
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bruciemilf · 5 hours
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My Adventures with Superman - Zero Day: Part 1
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bruciemilf · 6 hours
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I’m on the second episode of My Adventures With Superman and I KNOW I know, this deserves to be Clark’s show, BUT HEAR ME OUT A SECOND.
Imagine the Waynes didn’t die and Thomas is trying DESPERATELY to buy the Daily Planet from White, but to absolutely no avail.
“For the last time, Wayne, you can have this company when the Gotham Knights win a Stanley Cup.”
“Y’all cheated last year and you KNOW it, White! Come on! We knew each other for 20 years—“
“Not true.”
“You gotta have ONE nice thing to say about me! You saw my charity records? My trip to the Amazon? I found a goddam dinosaur, for Pete’s sake!”
“And you sent it to the Gotham museum.”
“…Well yeah, it looked real pretty.”
“Look, Wayne. I can either give your ego the stroke of the century, or keep Lane and those two idiot interns in check, but I can’t do both. Now get out of here, or—“
Clark clearing his throat, holding two cups of coffee in his comically large hands, “Uh, the coffee machine broke, so I had to run to the store. Is this a bad time?”
Thomas whistling, because what the FUCK. “Christ, boy, how tall are you? How tall is he, White? You a security guard? You WANNA be a security guard?”
“Uh, Clark Kent. Idiot intern,” Clark introduced himself politely despite Perry’s grumbling.
Needless to say, Thomas Wayne is…Intimidating.
“I’ve heard about your research on metahuman physics, Mr. Wayne. It’s brilliant.”
“Oh, that? That was all my boy, really. He’s got all these ideas about reinventing the healthcare system for everybody or something like that. Hell, he wants to invent some bandaids for that Superman fella. “
“That,” Clark blinked, “Actually sounds amazing.”
“Right?. The other day he came to me like, ‘Can I have 30,000 for a research expedition?’ You should’ve seen him in his little lab coat, — cutest thing. Hold on, I have pictures.”
Clark expected a particularly eccentric 10 year not, not a — gorgeous— adult man in what looked to be a great amount of eyeliner and one hell of a scowl. “He’s…” gorgeous, “He seems interesting.”
“Ain’t he? You should meet him sometime. Hates talking to the press, but, I’m sure we can arrange something. “
“Good luck with that. I tried interviewing the kid alone for 10 minutes and Mr. Wayne here kept getting in the way. Probably because he has something to hide.”
“Bruce ain’t really made for the camera, so I had to step in, ya know how it is. He ain’t really the independent kind.” Thomas shrugs. “I know, I know, — you gotta leave em to fly sometimes, and while I bet he’d look cute tryin’,”
Thomas chuckles, but it doesn’t sound amusing. At all. “No bird leaves MY nest.”
Clark finds out why Perry can’t prove Thomas Wayne is Batman. It’s because he’s wrong. He’s listened to Batman’s heartbeat before. And Thomas doesn’t stutter.
Bruce Wayne does, thought.
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bruciemilf · 7 hours
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I’ve had Sailor Moon on in the background all week while I work, so when I saw Clark’s magical girl transformation on My Adventures With Superman I was like, ‘yep, time for a quick style mashup.’ XD
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bruciemilf · 19 hours
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Jason: Arson? Oh, you mean crime brûlée.
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bruciemilf · 19 hours
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Broke: Jason’s friends have a crush on his dad
Woke: Jason’s friends have a crush on his uncle
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Jason would definitely be Thomas Jr’s favorite nephew because they are both edgy vigilantes with softer side, they think they are the coolest guy in the room, and they have a complicated relationship with Bruce
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bruciemilf · 19 hours
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Oswald being like an uncle to Bruce and being friends with Thomas and Martha in the past scratches an itch in my brain and there should be more content for it especially in Matt Reeves universe
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bruciemilf · 20 hours
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I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy
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bruciemilf · 20 hours
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quick sketches of kid Dick and his batdad Bruce <3
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bruciemilf · 20 hours
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Jason: foster care is just government sanctioned kidnapping
Dick: wait no, you’re right
Tim: that’s why I made a fake uncle
Bruce, tired: no
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bruciemilf · 20 hours
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My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics
Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other
Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time
Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots
Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy
In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him
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Okay but TJ being a doctor like Thomas but an at home one and he would be Batman when desperately needs him to be (Bruce is sick or hurt or away on business for example)
This makes so much sense for some reason and it seems canon to me
I hear you but chaotic deli owner TJ is so near and dear to me, — don’t get me wrong, guy is canonically a genius, and he FOR SURE hooks Bruce up with the latest tech (thanks to Lucius too, ofc. They’re science bros)
I truly do think TJ wakes up every morning , and his first thought is “hm how can I make Pop twist in his grave today” and just. Does it. Alfred has to live with the fact that his boys are walking disasters, and he wouldn’t change them for the world
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