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sweetiebriar · 1 year

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Bruce: Why did you guys dress up as each other's alter ego for Halloween?

Dick (as Red Hood): Little Wing is the scariest thing I could think of!

Jason (as Nightwing): Wingnut told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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barbra: on a scale from dick to jason, how merderes are you right now? jason: oh sure, you behead the number two's of Gotham's criminal elite one time and you’re being used as a bad example- babs: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you die again babs: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident dick, thinking about the time he killed the joker: yeah jay you can't really get out of this one

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imthekingofgotham · 5 months

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I put Gotham character’s names in an incorrect quotes generator, here are the funniest:

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feistyfox47 · 1 month

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? y/n: Death penalty. Lorenzo, from the gallery: y/n, it’s just a parking ticket. y/n, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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wafflesbooks1 · 3 months

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Imagine Percy is doing a tour of Camp Half-Blood for a new camper. They see a crazy guy with a bright orange and red Hawaian shirt, plaid shorts and ginormous headphones approaching them.

New camper: Percy, look out! There's a creepy guy coming over. I think we should be quiet and walk fast.

Percy: *starts laughing hysterically*

The creepy guy stares at them, with his scary purple eyes.

Percy: THAT’S MR D! DIONYSIUS!

#percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo #camp half blood #dionysus #mr d #chb #percyjacksonandtheolympians #percy jackon and the olympians #based on a real conversation #and guess what #while i was writing this #the guy was acting standing besides us #insane #funny #incorrect greek mythology #incorect quote #incorrect text posts

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crazywomanontheinternet · 6 months

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Incorrect Soc qoutes/34

Matthias: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Wylan: Theft.

Jesper: Disturbing the peace.

Inej: Aggravated assault.

Nina: Arson.

Kaz: All of the above. In that order, probably.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #soc #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #incorect quote #nina zenik #funny #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #kazzle dazzle #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa

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littlemouserat · 1 year

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Bat Vine ( If Harvey Bullock really did say this to Renee Montoya it would become a new crime scene :P)

#batman #harvey bullock #renee montoya #batman the animated series #btas #the new batman adventures #batman tas #incorrect batman quotes #my art #my post.#i tired to make the ice cream names funny-and -well-the keyword is try #:P #tnbd #vine #vine reference #incorect quote

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in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse · 3 months

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Vox: *manages to hack the internet and his face appears on almost every computer in the world and on every screen in hell* Random Sinner: *looking at Vox's face* Is that a computer virus?

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currentlylivingonaprayer · 5 months

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all the foxes are sitting together in a room:

Neil, walking in wearing one of Andrew's sweaters.

Andrew, looking up from his phone: can i ever have my clothes back?

Neil: can I have my virginity back?

The foxes: ....

Aaron, in the corner: just kill me please!!!!!

#all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #andreil #the foxes #aftg art #neil josten #aaron minyard #meme #quotes #funny skits #incorect aftg quotes

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thatdepressedturtle · 3 months

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Its wholesome, I swear. People under the trans umbrella will enjoy this one

TW: None. Me being genderfluid and the mention of a Christian family but noting serious, or super religious.

so another story about one oof the kids I babysit-

I was drawing and she looks over and says "is that you?"

And I was drawing myself, so I was like "yeah!"

And she pauses and then was like "But the drawing looks diffrent."

And I was like "how so?"

And she said "It dosent look like a girl."

I am genderfluid, but this 6 year old in a strict Christian family didn't need to hear that so I simply was like:

"Oh. well why not?"

And she looked at me and then added "It dosent look like a boy either."

And I was surprised then risked asking again and asked "what does it look like?"

And this kid goes: "You. It looks like a you."

So apparently my looks are off the gender spectrum.

I thought this was hilarious, just like 'whats your gender?' and someone just is like 'me.'

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feralboo-the-weirdo · 6 months

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John: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Maureen: What's that? John: Remorse code. Maureen: I'm even angrier now.

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straightupgeek · 10 months

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If Gweoff was canon, this would be an actual conversation between them💀

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dc-and-damirae · 2 years

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damian: *forgets English word for lid*

damian, holds up a pot: father were is his hat?

bruce: . . . what

bruce: his hat? OH, the lid!

damian: yes were is it?

bruce, who doesn't know where he parked the batmobile, let alone his keys: damian we need to have a talk

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owchie-wowchie · 4 months

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Boy Jerry: Alright, that's it! Get on top of the fridge! Richie climbing the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

#hatchetfield #boy jerry #richie lipschitz #tbh the “characters played by the same actors are related” bit #pretty funny #that family tree is a nightmare #incorect quote #source: vine

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feistyfox47 · 1 month

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Tom: When did you become a hero? Theodore: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed. Tom: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me. Theodore: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

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cilliansgirl · 2 years

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Y/N: So that’s my plan.

Druig: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Y/N: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Druig: It fucking sucks.

Y/N: That’s not constructive criticism.

Druig:

Y/N, tearing up, visibly turning red:

Ikaris, jumping up from his seat: Hey, hey, it’s alright love. Druig, apologize right now.

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