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tim: I’m making subtle hints that my family should go to therapy.
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jason: Damn, I dropped my chopsticks.
tim: Like dad dropped the ball on raising us? You know what help with that? Some fucking therapy
dick: Can I eat in peace?!?!
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*the batfam at jason's funeral*
tim: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?
everyone: of course *leaves*
tim: look asshat we both know you're not actually dead.
jason: shut the hell up drake and let me have my moment i think bruce might cry this time!
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This is Dick(Hero), Jason(Anti-Hero), and Tim(Hero/CEO)
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Incorrect Batfam quotes as things my friends have said:
Duke: The best part of getting out of bed is the existential dread. (To the tune of the Folgers jingle)
Jason: Discontinue your life?
Tim (hasn’t slept in days): potatoes without the pot is just ah, toes.
Steph: we appreciate your non funniness.
Bruce: How will I keep myself busy after I retire?
Damian: 9 years a killing.
Cass: good god you look like a Smurf.
Dick: thank you! I’ve been waiting for a compliment my whole life.
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Bat family as conversations between me and my bestfriend
Pt 2
Roy: *to Jason* You are the worst, fuck you
Jason: yeah?? Fuck me yourself, you coward
Roy:
Jason:
Roy: what?
Jason: what
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Jason: fuck!
Bruce: :O
Bruce: Damian don’t listen to him!
Damian, two days later: FUCK
Bruce: *slowly turns to Jason*
Dick: Jay, you better run, and run fast
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Nightwing memes
This one is actually my favourite as compares our nightwing to the injustice: gods among us one (whom just to remind you died because damian threw an escrima stick at him (not strong just a little thwack) and dick went from standing position to flat on the floor as he lost balance, which would have been no problemo but a tiny pebble was right underneath his neck and so he died as it snapped)
so here is the meme they made in comparison
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dc funny quotes 1/?
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Yes sir, WE KNOW
A quick silly Batman cuz I'm moving out and don't have the time to do something better 🥲
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Harley: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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steph: My Mom is the worst! Ugh!
jason: She sold you out to the joker? I feel that.
steph: …
steph: Hold on, I gotta go call my mom and apologize.
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conner: tim! i got you something!
tim: oh! did you get me a valentine you softie? that's so sweet of you-
conner: uh i thought we agreed valentines were lame? here, the flesh eating amoebas you wanted, hand delivered!
tim: *shoving a box of chocolates and red balloons back beind the bat computer* of course. thanks kon.
conner: read the box birdbrain.
tim: *reading aloud* there's no other flesh i'd rather eat. happy valentine's day, love conner.
conner: *now holding a bouquet of roses* what even is an amoeba??
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wally: ew a spider!
the spider: ew, an emotionally unstable loser who won't stop shoving food in their fat face, and has been crying over the same person who doesn't care about them, for weeks!
wally: well- you didn't have to be mean
the spider: doesn't feel so good, does it? bitch.
wally: did you just call me a bitch?
the spider: *hisses*
wally: *shrieks*
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Diana: Yeah, I’m sure we can meet at the Batcave!
Clark:…Do you not remember what happened last time?
Diana: But Red Hood put the fire out!
Clark: That’s hardly a mark in his favor!
Diana: But he wasn’t trying to push Red Robin out the window!
Clark: Hn.
Bruce (walking in with dark circles under his eyes and a toilet plunger stuck absently to his forehead. He is clutching a cup of coffee like it is his only lifeline): What are we talking about?
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My thoughts on the Gotham Knights game
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