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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More stuff from my day as superbat incorrect quotes!

Batman: Do you know what this means?!

Superman: No winter wedding?

Batman: Were you considering one?

Superman: Well I just thought maybe it would be nice.

Batman: No, I hate the cold.

Superman: Okay, nevermind.

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headcanonthings · 8 months

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Tim: You know archaic Latin? Jason: I got bored with classical Latin. Tim: You know normal Latin? Jason: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me. Tim: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB? Jason: You don't know everything about me Replacement. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

#jason basically just asking tim to pick back up his stalking hobbie #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dcu #batman #batfamily #tim drake #red robin dc #jason todd #red hood

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hello-eden · 21 days

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Favorite

Jason:Everyone knows demon brats favorite sibling is Golden Boy

Tim: it's kind of obvious

Dick: hey Damien who's your favorite

Damian: Stephanie

Dick:What

Tim: this was unexpected

Jason: why is she your favorite demon brat

Damian: she turns the other way when I get a new animal and sometimes even helps.

Stephanie: I don't live here, I don't have to deal with it.

#jason todd #tim drake #batman #red hood #batfam #batfamily #damian wayne #stephanie brown #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years

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*the batfam at jason's funeral*

tim: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?

everyone: of course *leaves*

tim: look asshat we both know you're not actually dead.

jason: shut the hell up drake and let me have my moment i think bruce might cry this time!

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fenrir-wolf-of-gotham · 1 month

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Dick Grayson: “I’m retiring from being Nightwing. Who wants it?”

Tim: “Not me. I retired first.”

Jason: “Not me. You wouldn’t catch me in that suit if I was dead.”

Damian: “I’m not interested Grayson.”

*Garbled “Ahem” from the nearby fish tank*

*everyone looks over*

Jarro: “My time to shine!”

#jarro the starro #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #incorrect dcu quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #I need a Jarro cameo in the next WFA series

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mortsfeministaganedas · 6 months

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Pinterest feeding me things from tumblr so I have to come here and post them instead of reblogging them

#dick grayson #jason todd #incorrect dcu quotes #batfam memes #batfam incorrect quotes

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wakkoroni · 1 year

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Batfam Incorrect quotes/Scripts: pt 17

Dick, after listening to Tim's plan: Are you insane?

Tim: No I'm unhinged. There's a difference

Dick: That's not any better

#dick grayson #tim drake #batfam #batsiblings #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #probably ooc #tim needs therapy

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incubaeswriting · 18 days

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Joker: I’m ovulating, Brucie<3

Bruce: absolutely fucking not.

#batjokes #incorrect quotes #incorrect batman quotes #trans joker #joker is transmasc #dcu #incorrect dcu quotes #bruce wayne #dc joker #batman x joker

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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 4 days

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DC Quotes #1

Commissioner Gordon: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

#incorrect quotes #dc #dc comics #dcu #dc characters #dc incorrect quotes #dc universe #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect commissioner gordon quotes #commissioner gordon #commissioner gordon needs a vacation #batman #detective comics #incorrect dcu quotes

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dead-dog-dont-eat · 1 year

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Joker: Come on, I'm the nice one!

Joker: I haven't said anything bad about these fucking morons.

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ryemiffie · 12 days

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Stuff from my day as justice league incorrect quotes this time!

Superman: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd kill even me.

Batman: Oh don't act like you're above my cooking, I saw you munching on batteries earlier like they were chips.

Superman: I like their zappy taste.

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headcanonthings · 3 months

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Clark: *Laying face down on the floor* Lois: So Bruce said he liked you? Clark, muffled: Yeah Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you? Clark: Yeah Lois: Oh shit. How did he react? Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more *Meanwhile* Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect superbat quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #dcu #clark kent #kal-el #superman #lois lane #diana prince #wonderwoman #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batkids #superbat

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galaxymagitech · 2 months

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess?#incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years

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jason: dames how much to get you to grow a mullet?

damian: firstly, i have no desire for excess funds, and secondly, what is a mullet and how does it grow?

tim: oh my god

dick: please don't do this jay let it stay in the pa-

jason: BOY DO I HAVE SOME PICTURES FOR YOU

*runs towards discowing collection*

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vodrae · 4 months

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Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

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mortsfeministaganedas · 5 months

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Bruce: Damian’s at that age when a boy only has one thing on his mind

Rich socialite: girls?

Damian: homocide.

#batman incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #damian wayne #the addams family #incorrect dcu quotes #wednesday addams

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