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great-opportunity · 13 hours

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#fate grand order #gwen stacy #my chem #edita vilkeviciute #wrestlemania #funny quotes #jestem motylkiem #larry is real #argentina #slimthick #crystal reed

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remanence-of-love · 9 months

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#love #love quotes #relatable quotes #heartbreak #heartbroken #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #loss #life quotes #life #quotes #relatable #funny #funny quotes #remanence-of-love #a blog for the heartbroken

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trippineverywhere · 1 year

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#funny memes #possum memes #relatable #relatable memes #funny quotes #funny #funny content #funny tumblr #possum #dank memes #stupid memes #memes

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months

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Mini Prompt

9 year old Dick: What are you writing?

Alfred: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house, I am simply letting them know it's private information.

5 year old Jason: ...this just says 'fuck around and find out' in cursive

#incorrect quotes #funny quotes #batfam quotes #prompts #batfamily #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #batman au #grandpa alfred #they're still too baby to patrol but they can hang out in the batcave with A on the comms

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legendarycollectiveflower · 7 months

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I need a Dionysus in my life

#dionysus #chaotic academia #dark academia #greek mythology #shakespeare #funny quotes

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 10 months

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"- You ever try to hack Buzzfeed? - All the time."

-Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej, Mystery Files ("The Maniacal TV Hijacking of Max Headroom")

#funny quotes #ryan & shane #ryan bergara #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #mystery files #watcher entertainment

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fairydrowning · 8 months

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Me and my unhealthy eating and sleeping habits and just my delusional thoughts against this world.

#staying delulu is the solulu #funny quotes #words #spilled words #fragments #excerpts #spilled thoughts

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in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse · 3 months

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Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

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cosmosinmycoffee · 1 year

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#fish #washington #funny quotes #funny #funny post #salmon #fish post #tweets #twitter #nature #valentines #valentines day #natural resources

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remanence-of-love · 6 months

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#love #love quotes #relatable quotes #heartbreak #heartbroken #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #loss #life quotes #life #quotes #a blog for the heartbroken #remanence-of-love #funny #funny quotes

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queermarsworld · 3 months

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Bowuigi

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Before Bowser started flirting with Luigi, he was encouraged by the green plumber to look for other love opportunities—some possibly closer than the Koopa King realized.

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thelorddmemez · 5 months

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#lorddmemez #dank memes #memes #meme #hilarious #funny pics #haha #jokes #lol #funny post #funny jokes #funny quotes #funny stuff #funny #savage memes #relatable memes #puns #comedy #humour

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incorrect-quote-templates · 25 days

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Person 1: how're you feeling?

Person 2: not good. i have this headache that comes and goes

Person 3: *walks into the room*

Person 2: there it is

#incorrect quote #incorrect quote blank #incorrect quote template #incorrect quotes #meme template #blank meme #funny #funny post #funny quotes #meme #incorrect quotations #funny memes #text posts

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lazyexcuse · 6 months

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Y/n: “Levi, I want another cat..”

Levi, not even bothering to look up from his desk: “No we do not. We have 6 already and you stole the last one.”

Y/n, whines: “But we don’t have any kittens!”

Levi, sighing: “Thats the beauty of life darling, they all grow up”

Levi, finally glancing up that them: “Now again we don’t need anymore, we have 6”

Y/n, unzips jacket: “Actually, we have 7..”

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