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weaponizedmoth · 3 days

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Harley Quinn request

Fulfilled.

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alyakthedorklord · 11 months

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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

#you know they would #at least once #it’s called delegation #dc comcis #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #harley x ivy #poison ivy #harley quinzel #tim drake #batfam #gotta give the girls enrichment #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

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tiphyrow · 3 months

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they would

#I mean can you blame them?#harley quinn #poison ivy #harlivy #harley x ivy #fanart #sketches #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira #harley quinzel #pamela isley

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batcavescolony · 2 years

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Upcoming Villain in Gotham: if only we knew Batman's identity! Then we could just go to his house and-

Riddler: we all know his identity

Catwoman: I regularly go to his house

Harley: I went to med school with him

Two-Face: he was my best friend

Red Hood: he's my Dad

UCVG: ...wait what?

Red Hood: family, you know how it is.

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2-guns-b1tch · 9 months

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I know it’s not pride month anymore, but I though this would be funny

#batman villains #batman rogues #batman #batman fandom #jonathan crane fanart #the riddler fanart #two face #the riddler #harley quinn #poison ivy #scarecrow #batman fanart #harley quin #harley quinzel #tim drake #batfam

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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#only in gotham #gothamites #batman #two-face #nightwing #redhood #robin #tim drake robin #calendarman #poison ivy #harley quin #harley quinzel #scarecrow #gotham memes #dc memes

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d3sideriium · 9 months

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My girls!

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gem3mine · 3 months

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Harlivy redraw

just a little bit of a redraw

#art #artwork #digitalartwork #fanart #dc comics #gem3mine #harley x ivy #harley quinn #poison ivy #harlivy #pamela isley #harley quinzel #harleen quinzel

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satoshy12 · 3 months

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Harley "And you can use it!"

Harley was done explaining how to use the hammer. Dani was smiling! She really liked to learn new things.

Dani, as she left to search for a new playmate, said, "Thanks, Granny Selina, Granny Ivy, and Harley!"

All 3: "Granny!!!"

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Later, in a spa.

Ivy: "We aren't old, right?"

Harley:" Yeah, it must have been a mistake."

Bruce Wayne, who was kidnapped and forced to pay for Gotham Sirens beauty treatment: " Old?"

Harley: "Yeah, the tiny one we helped call called us!"

Ivy: "She called us Granny Harley, Granny Selina, and Granny Ivy! Why!"

Bruce:" Maybe in a nice family way?"

Selina:" That isn't a nice family way! We are still young!"

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emmakubert · 4 months

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Just snow fun

#harley quinn #harley quinzel #harley quinn fanart #harley quinn art #dc fan art #dc comics

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jackdaw-and-hattrick · 11 months

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Dying at this idea I just had: People become convinced Danny is the love child of Bruce Wayne (known manwhore) and Harley Quinn, because

-he looks just like a young Bruce, if (somehow) marginally paler, but with Harley’s button nose and big eyes.

-Then there’s his big, Harleyesque personality with Bruce’s faith in humanity and both’s proclivity for taking action against what they see as wrong.

-He’s a gymnastics champion like Harley with real intelligence buried deep under layers of plain silliness, though much more capable sobering up when situationally appropriate.

-Dangerous big animals love them and they have no answers why

-Both Danny and Bruce have BDE (Big Dad Energy)

-(also both Danny and Harley are high key metas but everyone just doesn’t mention that)

Both Harley and Danny do everything in their power to feed the rumors (without saying anything directly, that would be cheating), including Harley egging Bruce on camera while shouting “pay up bitch!” And Danny taking up wearing one of Harley’s jackets.