*the batfam at jason's funeral*
tim: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?
everyone: of course *leaves*
tim: look asshat we both know you're not actually dead.
jason: shut the hell up drake and let me have my moment i think bruce might cry this time!
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tim: pizza's here! whos got cash? i only have card...
damian: can you not just wire transfer the necessary funds?
jason: one, you're such a spoiled brat and two, i'm not paying
bruce: PLEASE be more responsible, we cannot keep doing this
pizza guy: hi! um it'll be 26$ please
bruce: keep the change
pizza guy: sir, these are car keys
bruce: drive safe, car's on the curb on the left
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