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ktkat99 · 3 days
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Roy- Listen to me. You're new, so you might not know this yet, but what's the worst thing about dating a Wayne?
Bernard- Uhh, Bruce's shovel talk?
Roy- No.
Bernard- The late hours they're always working?
Roy- No.
Roy- You'll never be able to steal their clothes.
Roy- They all steal each other's clothes and no one knows what belongs to who half the time.
Roy- I swiped Bruce's housecoat last Christmas because I thought it was Jason's and I still can't look him in the eye
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wondersinwaynemanor · 16 hours
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some Wayne gala shenanigans
Damian: Some people have no shame.
Jon, a plate of brûlée on his hand: What do you mean?
Damian: Tt. Those so called classy, but actually pretentious women are embarrassing themselves for not understanding the memo.
Jon: What memo?
Damian turns his eyes away from the sight of some women, trying their best to get his brothers' attention and to the said memo.
As said memo are two redheads, and a half kryptonian and half human eating by the food area.
more women approach his brothers.
Damian, frowns: We need to save Richard, Todd and Drake.
Jon: They do look uncomfortable.
Damian, sighs: I have to enter the battlefield.
Jon, pats Damian's shoulder: You will be remembered by your bravery, Dames.
Damian breathes and walks towards the inner circle.
before Damian can even say anything else, the women have started cooing at him.
Damian internally cringes and he hopes this would be worth it.
thankfully, Damian don't have to suffer long as Wally, Roy and Conner join the commotion.
Roy: Sorry, Jaybaby. *he has that crooked smile, that Jason personally adores, as he wraps an arm around his waist* I was caught up at the food buffet. Want something to eat?
Jason, internally thanks the heavens for Roy and leans close to him: Starved. Excuses, everyone.
Todd is saved. Check.
Wally: Come on, honey. *holds Dick's hand and leads him away* I deserve a dance.
Dick, smiles like an idiot and holds Wally's hand: I better go, ladies. He gets a temper. Have a good night.
Richard is saved. Check.
Conner, touches Tim's shoulder then his cheek: Want something to drink? You seem tired, babe.
Tim, finally feeling awake for the first time since this happened and touches Conner's hand that's on his face: Yes, please, babe. Ladies, will you excuse me?
Drake is saved. Check.
the ladies are left speechless. some are jealous. some are frustrated they can't get the Wayne fortune. but, some are in awe.
Damian, lightly smirks. It's never gonna happen, ladies. Now, enjoy your night. Excuse me.
he finds Jon by the sweets section.
Damian, nudges Jon's arm: Thank you for that, Jon.
Jon, smiles: It's nothing. I needed to save you too.
they give each other a high five then proceed to challenge the other on who can eat the most chocolate covered strawberries.
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tired-teddybear · 2 days
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*au where jason is transmasc*
roy: are you packing?
jason: yeah, so what? why do you-
roy, readying his bow: …
jason: ohh you meant like guns! yeah, that too
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13phantom13angel13 · 2 days
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Simple Question
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A/N:FINALLY!!! Another prompt completed completely late! To the anon who requested “What kind of question is that?” with JayRoy, here you are! I hope you enjoy!
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Jason and Roy had been best friends for years. Hell, they started dating a few months ago after pining for each other for so long. Roy knew just about everything about Jason and vice versa. But there was one question that had come into Roy’s mind that just would not leave his brain. He was dying to know this simple little fact about his boyfriend.
So while they were sitting at the table one morning eating breakfast together, Roy’s curiosity got the better of him. He gently set his coffee mug down to look at the man.
“Jason. I have a question.”
“Hm?” Was Jason’s groggy reply as he took a sip of his orange juice.
“So, we’ve know each other for a long time. I would like to think we know everything about each other but something has come to my attention that I don’t know about you. And I was curious to know…” Roy chewed on his lip for a second before finally asking the question that had consumed him for days. “Are you ticklish?”
Jason’s eyes went wide as he spewed out his juice; acoughing fit following suit as he patted his chest trying to catch his breath.
“W-What!?” He choked out in between coughs.
“Are you ticklish?” Roy’s face bloomed into one of pure mischievous amusement. Whether Jason realized it or not, he inadvertently gave Roy the answer.
“What kind of question is that?” Jason asked as he wiped his mouth, finally catching his breath.
“A very simple one. It’s either a yes or a no.”
“Ok. That is such a loaded question. No matter what I say, you’re going to tickle me anyways.” Jason stated, leveling his gaze at him. Roy shrugged at that statement.
“Yeah. You’re right. So let’s skip to the good part!” Roy exclaimed as he grabbed Jason’s knee, giving it a firm squeeze.
Jason lurched forward, legs lifting in a poor attempt of protection as he grabbed at Roy’s wrist, giggles already erupting out of him.
“Fuhuhuhuhuck! Roy no! Nohohoho! Dohohohon’t!” Roy chuckled along with his boyfriend. Jason’s giggles sounded like pure joy even if they were being forced out of him. Jason started to try to squirm away.
“Hey! Where do you think you’re going!?” Roy grabbed his sides, gently squeezing right below his ribs. Jason’s bubbly giggles turned into a stream of bright laughter. His body curled inwards away from Roy but if Jason moved any further, he would fall out of his chair.
“Ohohohok! AHAHAHALRIGHT! YOU GOHOHOHIT YOHOHOUR AHAHAHANSWER!! STAHAHAHAHAP!!!”
“Admit it.” Roy smirked as he saw Jason’s cheeks flush. “Admit that the almighty and fearsome Red Hood is a ticklish little bitch and I’ll stop.”
“FUHUHUHUCK YOU!!! THAHAHAHATS NOHOHOT FAHAHAHAIR!”
“Life isn’t fair, sweetheart!” Roy tickled his lower stomach next. Jason almost folded like a lawn chair as a loud, surprised squeal escaped him. Even Roy was a bit surprised by the sound. Jason cackled as he curled in on himself.
“ROHOHOHOY!!! PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!! I GIHIHIHIVE!!”
“Say it! Say it and I’ll stop!” Roy laughed, very much enjoying tormenting his boyfriend. His hands moved down to Jason’s hips and that was it. It was over. Jason relented faster than Roy had ever seen.
“FUCK!! OK! IHIHI’M A TIHIHIHIHICKLISH LIHIHITTLE BIHIHIHITCH!!! STAHAHAHAP!!!”
And just as he promised, Roy pulled his hands away from his body. Jason slumped over against the table, panting as residual giggles escaped him.
“Fuhuhucking hehehell…that wahahas 100% uncalled for.” Roy chuckled and shrugged.
“Probably. But it was 100% adorable.” Roy stated, kissing Jason’s cheek. And if Jason’s face was as red as his helmet for the next half hour, Roy didn’t dare point it out.
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Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.
Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.
Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:
Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.
Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:
Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.
Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.
Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.
Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?
Roy: But Bruce said-
Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-
*cut to Jason fighting Batman*
Roy: So does this count, or…
Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?
Steph: Outsourcing.
Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*
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fishfission-dc · 8 months
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I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible
Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”
“what did you guys do today”
“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”
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phoneduk · 2 months
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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]
Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"
Dick: "sure!"
Random TT: "what are your names?"
Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"
Random TT: "...excuse me?"
Jason: "it's the idiot's name"
Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"
Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"
Jason: "Oliver Queen"
Tim: "Lex Luthor"
Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"
Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"
Tim: "what he said"
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iwannabealice · 1 month
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part 4
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if-i-hate-the-headline · 11 months
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wayne family adventures moments that i love dearly (pt. 1?)
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roy harper? he's so chill about it too like damian you're struggling with making friends here's my advice i love jason
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he's so sparkly
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each of their faces gets me every time
jason just looks annoyed
dick just looks apologetic, like batman will be pissed at him
damian looks downright angry
tim, poor tim looks so uncomfortable
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he's just cracking some guys skull!! (i love jason)
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this is my favorite quote in history
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bart is so flash, like hes just vibing and not at all caring about how stressed his friend is about him being there
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he's the angsty one not jason
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pulp-science-lesbo · 7 months
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Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.
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incorrectbatfam · 25 days
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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red-moon10 · 7 months
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A Win for tasteful people
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son
Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...
Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-
Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally
Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy
Stephanie: I'm dating cA-
Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.
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melonnabar · 5 months
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Jayroy commission!
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live-from-gotham · 1 month
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happy two hundred followers!!
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masterlist
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strange-birb · 2 months
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INDRODUCING: ROY HARPER “ the P U N K” 🤘🤘
Finally finished I actually had such a hard time with him Ngl but I love him
He is backup guitar sometimes lead
Him and Jason had a make out arch while guitar barreling ….. how you ask ? No idea but they did lol
He is super fun with the crowd
Matches Jason with subtle green stiches and jewelry
Flips while solos
Climbs on shit
Upside down I’ve the crowd playing
Smashed guitar at end of show
Neon green strings that light up under black light
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