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Jason Todd IS a minority,it's just that his solo stans are painfully not intersectionalist and fail to realize he's not 'female-coded',he's poor and mentally ill and classism and ableism exist so he gets hit with both a lot both in-universe and in a meta sense.He dosen't get treated like a woman,he gets treated like a lower class disabled man LMFAO
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Bruce trying to shove talk his in law
Bruce: *opens his mouth*
Wally: *zooms away*
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Bruce: *long spiel*
Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.
Roy: *takes out one earbud*
Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?
Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*
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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.
Bruce: Sure.
Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?
Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.
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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.
Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*
Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*
Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*
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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*
Bruce: It's too early for this.
Steph: It's three PM.
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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—
Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.
Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*
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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.
Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?
Bruce: ...You may proceed.
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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.
Bruce: Did you say playDATE?
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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.
Selina: Is this really necessary?
Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!
Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.
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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.
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strange-0 · 11 days
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Me too Jason, me too.
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mcgomega · 5 months
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I just realized something fantastic
Dick with Kori and Wally, in which one is a tall warrior redhead beauty that can bench-press him and the other is a freckled redhead best buddy who he can goof around with.
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Jason with Artemis and Roy, in which one is a tall warrior redhead beauty that can bench-press him and the other is a freckled redhead best buddy who he can goof around with.
THEY HAVE SIMILAR TASTES IN PARTNERS I FIND IT SO FUNNY!!!!
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jasontoddssuper · 7 months
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Tall with black hair and light eyes✔
Started off as a sweet,cheerful kid but then an event in his mid-teens happened that traumatized him more than anything else in his life which was made even worse thanks to him already having some trauma beforehand and led to him becoming evil✔
Hates his dad but seeks out his approval,has a super genius younger sibling who's black and red-coded like him and seen as 'better' than him who he's enemies with and is a total mama's boy✔
Has a strong sense of justice but didn't always know what's actually good or bad✔
Coping mechanisms are anger issues,bad social skills,off the charts snark and not knowing how to handle genuine intimacy/affection✔
Respects women and acts tough but is secretly also a big dork✔
Redemption arc was also a healing journey and about him earning it by working his ass off to be good again and he became a Team Dad thanks to it✔✔
Bi transmasc with his type being people who can stand up to him✔
Goth AutismTM✔✔✔
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Edit since i keep getting these niggas on this for some tone deaf ass reason:
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striveattemptfail · 10 months
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in prime earth canon, jason todd (NOT red hood) was* publicly known to be alive
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red hood: outlaw (2018) #32 (ID in alt text)
considering that jason todd was the official owner of the iceberg lounge during this time, it's likely he acquired the lounge legally and thus can be inferred that he had to be declared legally alive to do so
which brings me to my point:
i've seen a lot of people writing/speculating the difficulties and limitations jason experiences bc he was declared legally dead after ethiopia, which is all well and good, and is fantastic fodder for angst
but i've been wondering if this was bc people are actively ignoring canon (valid) or simply didn't know that at one point* jason was publicly alive (also valid, bc following comics is a shitshow lol)
please reblog to increase visibility! the whole point of this poll is to gauge how many people know this, so i'd love to see this post reach as many people as possible. thank you~! 😅🙏
(* big disclaimer under the cut!)
note: all of this info is as of may 2023. i am only one human so it's impossible for me to read every comic jason has been in since rhato (2016) and remember every single thing that happened. if anything i said above the cut is incorrect now, i apologize! /o\
for reference, as of creating this poll i've read:
red hood and the outlaws (2016) #1-26
red hood: outlaw (2018) #27-52
task force z (2021) #1-12
batman: urban legends (2021) #1-6 – cheer pt.1-6
the joker: the man who stopped laughing (2022) #3-5
i haven't read a lot of other important runs like death metal (2020), three jokers (2020), robins (2021), etc. if jason (NOT red hood) was declared dead once again in any of those, that is the reason why i used "was" in the very first sentence of this post and reiterate that he was alive at least for a limited period
my bad that i missed his second legal death tho LOLLL
i'm also aware that red hood (NOT jason) was known as "dead" by others after task force z (even though he clearly didn't die). that said, in the little i've read of tj:tmwsl, it seems that 1) not everyone knows red hood is actually alive, and/or that 2) red hood died at all. again, if red hood is generally known to be alive after tfz, that's on me
if there's anything else i've missed, let me know!! i'll update/reblog this post for as long as the poll is up (-u-)b
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oneswordstyle · 11 months
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nightbruh · 1 year
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Batcouples by Maru Davalos
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queen-of-hobgobblers · 8 months
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HC Jason dates Artemis and he hesitates to introduce her to his crazy family (rightfully so) and the second he does, everyone attempts to steal her away from him.
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Steph: Oh my God, you are so pretty, full homo.
Artemis: Thanks.
Steph: Listen, when Jason inevitably disappoints, you know where to find me.
Jason: Hey-
Cass: Want to spar?!?!
Artemis, eyes glinting: Hope you don’t mind losing.
Cass: *Beams and drags her to the training deck*
Jason: Wait! *Has to watch his sister and his girlfriend have an extremely homoerotic sparring session*
Steph, smirking up at him as she slings an elbow onto his shoulder: Hope you don’t mind being single again.
Jason: You little shit-
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Dick: Nice to finally meet you, Artemis.
Artemis: It’s nice to be met.
Dick Grayson, local redhead-sexual: Say, by any chance, is that your natural hair colour?
Jason: Imma stop you right there-
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Tim: Hey, Artemis, Cassie’s told me a lot about you. Blink twice if Jason’s holding you hostage and forcing you to date him.
Jason: Hey!
Artemis, snorting: No, surprisingly I chose to date him of my own accord. If this is an attempt to ask me out yourself, I have to inform you that three of your other siblings have done that already.
Tim: Nah, I have a boyfriend. Bernard.
Jason: *Lowers his gun*
Bernard, walking in: I thought I heard someone say my name?
Tim: Oh hey, Berns. Meet Artemis. She’s a part of Wonder Woman’s family, and Jason’s girlfriend.
Bernard, eyes glinting: Wait you’re dating Jason?
Artemis, amused at this point: Yes?
Bernard: For real? I mean, no judgement or anything, just that Jay’s like, the poster boy for daddy issues- not that I can talk, but, I digress. He thinks he can solve any problem by pointing a gun at it and I have a ton of embarrassing photos of him in my camera reel.
Artemis, sitting up excitedly: Do you?
Bernard: Yep. Here, what’s your phone number?
Artemis, as she and Tim hold back an infuriated Jason from tackling Bernard: Hold on, let me just-
*A Few Minutes Later*
Artemis, cackling: Oh my God, Jay, how did you end up falling face first into a pool filled with salad dressing?!
Jason, red-faced: Cullen and Duke are both menaces, and I’m gonna fucking kill them both the second I see them again!
Artemis, wiping a tear from her eye: Gods, Bernard, these are hilarious.
Bernard: Right?? And this is kinda random buuut, since I already have your number and all... what are you doing next Friday night?
Tim: Bernard!
Artemis: I-
Jason, pulling out his gun before she can finish: I should’ve finished you off when we first met-
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Jason: *Sighs and hangs his head on the kitchen counter*
Oracle, chiming in on his phone: What’s wrong, Jay?
Jason: Everyone in this stupid family keeps trying to steal away my girlfriend.
Oracle, searching her database: You mean… Artemis Grace, Amazonian Champion of Bana Mighdall?
Jason, snorting miserably: The one and only.
Oracle: Woah, those abs are insane, what’s her workout routine?
Jason, narrowing his eyes suspiciously: Where is this going…?
Oracle: Has she accepted anyone’s offer yet?
Jason: *Throws his phone across the room*
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Duke, watching Jason sulk: Everything alright, Jay?
Jason, tired with everything at this point: I introduced my girlfriend to this stupid family and now everyone’s flirting with her.
Duke: All of them?
Jason: Practically everyone except you.
Duke: Does this count as better or worse than when you dated Kyle Rayner? Because they all had the exact opposite reaction back then.
Jason: Fuck it, I’m just never introducing anyone I date to you people ever again.
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ambrosethedarling · 6 months
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Redid the Jaytemis kiss with the new [an MUCH better] tattoo design
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vodrae · 6 months
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Batfamily members being fitness influencers
Bruce : 4 hours uncut podcast, can't go two sentences without quoting 12 studies.
Dick : Talking about discipline but most importantly being proud of ourself and having fun.
Barbs : Talking about the difficulties to stay active in a wheelchair without taboo, and how positive it can be to join a club to see we are not alone.
Jason : "Big weitz, big moocles !" *Get lifted by Artemis*
Cass : How to fight and practice swan Lake at the same time, part 1
Tim : Get roast by his family everytime he speaks about the importance of rest. Joke on them, nobody sleeps in this family. Also often filmed with his not at all obvious crush 6'3 best friend from Metropolis with muscles made of steel.
Steph : Get viral dancing when she spots a tripod in the gym. Is in the background watching cass like a pile of waffles.
Harper : Krav Maga tutorial. Is probably responsible of 12 crooks going blind this week.
Duke : How to not touch the bar early even if we know the guy won't get this rep.
Damian : Lightsaber tutorials are less suspicious than katana's one.
Harley and Selina : How to integrate gymnastic moves in professional life.
Talia : Teaching to stepchildren how to dance. Every dance. In every situation. In every country.
Alfred : Unexpected strength compilation.
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Jason Todd and Hunter Noceda-Deamonne have the same fandom problem in the sense that they have excellent writing and genuine redemption arcs but unfortunately they're surrounded by poc and women and especially woc who're important to them with pretty much bo revelant white characters that aren't their antagonists and that gives their hardcore stans media blindness thanks to seeing them as edgy white boys and nothing else so to them their casts may as well not exist and they just can't help but feel like they'd work better with other white boys and plainer white girls and for the woc to not exist outside of them-And mind you,'Noceda-Deammone' as a last name for Hunter isn't even an actual tag despite Camila and Darius being his only parental figures.This is pretty bad for Jason and Hunter themselves because it erases them as good examples for how white people should behave around and treat minorities who're constants in their lives and also just generally makes them not as interesting due to it being used to turn them into power fantasies and packaged tropes and nothing but quirks and this is exactly what white DC and Toh fans want for them since they refuse to grow up and get angry at woc and kids of color in the fandom in particularly for not caring for their behavior because they're used to us taking it lying down
Very happy to have to be the one to tell you this but Hunter never even looking in any white boys direction in favor of Gus' mutual found brotherly love with him,only ever loving Willow,being adopted into Camila and Luz's family,Darius becoming dad who never hurt him unlike Belos and never rivaling Amity over Luz because a boy and a girl looking at eachother once isn't a love triangle and Jason not giving two shits about Tim because he's too busy being bros with Duke and Damian,rejecting any white girl who tries to throw herself at him because he wants Rose,Artemis and Dana and choosing Talia and Stephanie as his mother and Batgirl without ever considering anyone else isn't 'wasted potential'.Us-meaning the people who their stories are actually about,the poc and girls and girls of color you refuse to let exist-telling you stop being bigots for your dogshit fics isn't 'harrasment'.You just don't get what you want this time so SUCK IT UP like you always tell us to after coming into OUR spaces
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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I’m curious; Who is the “ Shipper” of the Batfam? Like the one that’s always like “Omg I ship it-“
Bruce and Selina: *kiss*
Dick: I ship it.
Tim and Bernard: *hold hands*
Dick: I ship it.
Duke: *puts his arm around Izzy*
Dick: I ship it.
Steph and Cass: *share a milkshake*
Dick: Didn't see that coming but I ship it.
Artemis: *borrows Jason's hoodie*
Dick: THAT'S MY BROTHER but I kinda ship it.
Ace and Krypto: *wrestle over a chew toy*
Dick: How did I not see it before? I ship it.
Salt and pepper shakers: *exist*
Dick: Duh, of course I ship it.
Dick: I wonder who I'm being shipped with.
Dickkory and Dickbabs stans: *pause in the middle of fighting*
Dickroy stans: This is gonna be good.
Birdflash stans: *get the popcorn*
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morgangalaxy43 · 27 days
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Dick and Jason are definitely brothers because they have the same type which is redheads
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mcgomega · 4 months
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My personal take on DC ships (spoiler: I’m a multi shipper and pro-poly)
- Dick has been in love with Kori since their teen years. They started as friends and for the longest time Dick was in denial. But he just couldn’t resist Kori’s charm.
- Before Dick started officially dating Kori, he had a fling with Roy. It was friends-with-benefits kinda deal with mutual understanding. But it helped him accept his bisexuality.
- Ut took a bit long for Dick to realize his feelings for Wally, but Kori knew all along and didn’t push. She wanted them to come out naturally.
- Dick had a crush on Barbara that he was embarrassed about, since he already dated Starfire and was dead-set on marrying her someday. One night stand with Babs made him question his loyalty and he had a whole ass mental breakdown. He couldn’t tell the truth to Kori and couldn’t look her in the eyes. This lead to a huge argument when Kori wanted to understand what happened between them but Dick was too stubborn and Kori got very upset and left in tears.
- This led to Kori finding Roy and Jason and burrowing her despair in their passion. Roy already had a daughter with Jade and they were on good terms, but it’s thanks to Kori Roy embraced his feelings for Jason.
- The situation only worsened for Dick after the whole Blockbuster and Tarantula “issue”. Now Dick couldn’t even be with Babs - he felt disgusted with himself (even though it wasn’t his fault). They both were in a bad place mentally and Dick still really missed Kori and felt guilty about it.
- Wally saw all this, had enough, vented to Roy, who passed it to Jason, who told Kori, who got super worried for both Dick and Babs and flew to them.
- When Kori appeared, something broke in Dick and he cried in her arms, begging for her forgiveness. He finally confessed what happened between him and Babs and how it made him feel guilty and unworthy of Kori’s love. But Kori just laughed and said how on Tamaran it’s normal to have multiple partners. And even for partners to have their own partners. She said that if only he told her the truth, they would’ve figured out how to make it work together. Besides, she knew he had feelings for Wally too. Which was a surprise for Dick since he and Wally are bros, bff’s forever, buddies till the bitter end, right?
- Kori just sighed and patted his shoulder and said it’s ok for him to have another girlfriend and a boyfriend too. She will love all of them the same as she loves Dick.
- After that they visited Babs, helped her get out of the bad mindspace and recovered together. Wally was invited too. He already had a relationship with Linda but he was assured that they’re both are welcome in their polycule.
- Kori also revealed that she slept with Jay and Roy, which was a hilarious shock for Dick because his girlfriend fucked his little brother. And now his little brother is dating his friend he used to sleep with. He was comforted by all three redheads as he processed it and came to terms with it.
- Jason later met Artemis and Bizarro and fell for Artemis. A lot of stuff happened, he reunited with Roy, told him about Artemis and Roy wanted to meet her too. It would be like old times with Kori. He also told him that Dick and Kori are doing ok and formed a polycule with Babs and Wally. That made Jason happy. And he’s not opposed to having something similar. He already has an Amazonian girlfriend in Artemis and a best friend/lover who has his own woman too. He only needs one more redhead to fully mirror Dick (which might be Jazz if we’re talking crossovers).
Now onto another polycule…
- Bruce’s first real actual love was Talía, which led to a massive heartbreak upon her betrayal.
- Loving Selina was difficult, but he couldn’t deny his attraction to her.
- But the only healthy relationship he had for the longest time was with Clark and Diana.
- See, Talía and Selina are tops in their relationships with Bruce. But Clark bottoms for him and Diana. And he’s so gentle and kind and soft and so adorably pathetic when he’s not wearing the cape, when he’s just a regular reporter - literal nobody compared to Bruce’s genius/billionaire/philanthropist.
- Clark also still has Lois - they are literal soulmates. And Diana has Steve Trevor. But that doesn’t stop them from expanding their relationship. They help Bruce navigate his relationship with Selina. And later with Talía.
Next!
- I don’t know much about Tim’s relationship with Steph, but I like to think they broke up civilly with mutual understanding and remained very good friends afterwards.
- Kon had been pining for Tim since Day 1 and everyone knew about it except Tim.
- It broke his heart when Tim got together with Bernard. Before he was ok with Tim’s relationships (but not really) because he kept dating girls. He was straight in Kon’s eyes, therefore unattainable. But seeing him with another boy made Kon realize that he could’ve had a chance and that ship has already sailed for him. Tim got really worried when he noticed Kon’s forced smiles and lighthearted attitude but couldn’t put his finger on why Kon was so upset (he’s such a little genius yet so stupid sometimes).
- Jokes on both of them because Bernard has been shipping Robin with Superboy for ages. And once he learned Tim’s secret identity, it didn’t took long to figure out who Konner Kent is. And since then Bernard made it his mission to get them together.
- He was successful. And having two superhero boyfriends was the best in Bernard’s life.
Next!
- Jon and Damian were very close friends throughout their childhood. But they were in denial of their more than friendly feelings towards each other. It didn’t stop them to act like an old married couple though and everyone saw it and just knew. Even their respective partners.
- They remain in denial for years while their partners throw inside jokes behind their backs and plan their next double/triple dates.
- Speaking of, Jon is “officially” with Jay and Damian is “officially” with Flatline and “almost officially” with Raven (I’m still figuring out how to make it work and keep the classic Teen Titans storyline, but it involves reincarnation of both Raven and Garfield - no way am I gonna separate them).
- It took a very intense and dangerous life-threatening situation for the two of them to finally kiss and realize that they’re both dumbasses. Their partners cackled when they learned.
That’s all I’ve got for now!
(P. S. I only have a surface level understanding of the comic books lore based on a handful of TV shows, movies and passionate rambles of my good friend @jocejoce1001 which I hold dear to my heart.)
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melodivita · 7 months
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cuties <3
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