Does anyone else think that the batkids would be snooping around the internet and accidentally/on purpose find fanfics of Batman? They’d probably find Batman x Bruce Wayne, Batman X Superman, and a whole lot of others. I feel like they’d be really surprised and disgusted at first but then they’d totally be into it and it would become a running inside joke between them!!
This was for @wait-whos-batman Valentine’s Day DCU Event!
If Steph ever stayed it was always with Cass, the two of them inseparable, and Bruce was always sure to give her the same treatment, after all his favourite version of Stephanie was while she was asleep.
One morning Steph would mention it offhandedly.
“You’re really nice, when you think I’m asleep.” She said through a mouthful of waffles at breakfast.
“Hmph” Bruce sipped his coffee, not engaging.
“I feel like it’s because you like your girl’s unconscious.” She was reaching for more syrup and she spoke.
Selina had to grab the kitchen island’s counter top as she doubled over from laughing, clutching her stomach. Dick snorted through his cheerios, as he placed a hand on Selina’s back to help her regain composure.
Even Alfred tried to hide a smile as he put down a plate off eggs.
“Close your mouth while you chew, Stephanie.” Bruce put his newspaper down as he called her out, exasperated.
Steph complied, snapping her mouth shut as she continued to eat. Bruce stood up, kissing her head briefly as walked past her.
“Can’t help it that your cuter when your mouth is shut.”
He would leave her sputtering, the annoyance in her tone not really making it to her eyes.
Robin!Jay: Well that's not fair! how come you get to be tall?
Red Hood!Jason: It's not as fun as you think it is.
Robin!Jay: Yeah well it's better than being my height!
Red Hood!Jason: Yes, but you have to be a lot more cautious. Trust me, little man, it's not worth it-
Robin!Jay: The fuck did you just call me Goliath?
Red Hood!Jason: ....I know you did not just call me Goliath you leprechaun!
Robin!Jay: EXCUSE ME!? I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT!
Robin!Dick: Nah bro!
Nightwing!Dick: Oh boy it's about to go down!
Robin!Steph and Batgirl!Steph: 🍿
Robin!Tim,Robin!Damian, Red Robin!Tim and Future Damian: -_-