If the batkids had a podcast
Redhood: I was a pretty easy child-
Nightwing: You were.
Redhood: Straight A's and everything. Like, I would be hanging out with Batman- (laugh) I would be- You know right?
Nightwing: Yeah.
Redhood: Just chilling. No patrol day. And he would be like "what do you want to do?" and I would be like- "Read! :D"
Nightwing *chuckles*: "Homework!"
Redhood: "Homework!". And then- And then I fucking died-
Red Robin: WHEZE.
Redhood: I fucking- Don't be a easy child.
Red Robin (chocking): Don't be a good kid.
Redhood: Don't be a good kid. Start- I don't know– Start throwing shit on fire or something.
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*after an argument with Batman*
Robin: I’m leaving.
Batman:
Robin:
Batman:
Robin: …..And I’m taking Nightwing with me.
Batman: Wait-
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Ghost Jason: Shit, Bruce is gonna kill himself. I gotta send him something to care about [spots stalker Tim] Bingo!
Tim: I gotta ask Dick to be Robin again
Ghost! Jason:… I was thinking you walk up to Bruce with puppy eyes, but close enough.
Dick: No.
Tim: I guess… if that didn’t work… I’ll have to be Robin
Ghost! Jason: that’s not what I meant, but there’s no way Bruce is gonna let you—
Bruce:… hrg [yes]
Ghost! Jason: NO BRUCE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED ADOPT HIM NOT MAKE HIM ROBIN!!! god, sometimes you gotta do things yourself [wakes up in coffin with only vengeance on his mind]
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Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin
Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin
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