Inej: I have a question.
Nina: Shoot.
Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Person about Kaz: Your partner is quite... intense isn't he?
Y/N: Oh don't mind him, he's just a little overprotective is all.
Person: ...A little?
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Jesper: How do Kaz and Nikolai usually get out of these messes?
Zoya: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place
[two years earlier]
Kaz: fuck this house
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?
Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this
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kaz in his chapters: im so good at planning. pekka rollins makes me so angy. oh lookie inej. i quite like inej
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Wylan: That's ridiculous, Jesper doesn't have a crush on me.
Inej: Yes he does.
Kaz: Yes he does.
Jesper: Yes I do.
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Nina: so, how would you describe your type? “Little bit crazy but deadly”? “Traumatised in their childhood”?
Jesper: once again, Nina, I don’t have a type. All the people I am attracted to are very different.
Kaz, in the background: …and we will destroy them, brick by brick….
Wylan, talking to Kaz: or we can blow them up, it will be more efficient
Jesper: ok, just forget that I just said
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*At the police station*
Jesper: Hi, I’m here for Nina.
Police officer: Who’s Nina?
Jesper: Ah, you must be new.
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Kaz: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Y/N: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Kaz: No, I’ve accepted yours.
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Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.
Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kaz: Absolutely not.
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Matthias: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Kaz: I'm aware of that.
Matthias: But then you and I had some time together.
Kaz: Uh-huh?
Matthias: It did not get better.
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