Y/n: You remind me of sour patches
Natasha: Why because first they're sour then they're sweet?
Y/n: No, I love sour patch kids!
Natasha:
Steve:
Clint:
Wanda:
Tony: did she just...?
Y/n: Oh god did i just- *runs*
Natasha: *runs after her* Wait! I love you too!
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Natasha: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Y/N: Killed without hesitation.
Natasha: No.
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Y/N: I dare you to kiss me
Y/N: no, I double dare you to make out with me
Wanda:
Y/N: I triple dog dare you to take—
Wanda: stop acting like we aren’t a married couple, it’s getting annoying
Nat: yeah stop it
Wanda: *glares at Nat* actually, Y/N, dare accepted
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Peter: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Bucky: What's that?
Peter: Remorse code.
Bucky: I'm even angrier now.
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Y/N: So that’s my plan.
Druig: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Y/N: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Druig: It fucking sucks.
Y/N: That’s not constructive criticism.
Druig:
Y/N, tearing up, visibly turning red:
Ikaris, jumping up from his seat: Hey, hey, it’s alright love. Druig, apologize right now.
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Tony: y/n where is it?
Y/n with a confused expression: wheres what tony baloney?
Loki: *sets book down* Oh this will be delightful
Tony: you know what I mean! Where's my goldfish?
Y/n: *innocently* isn't it in the bowl?
Tony: this is a potatoe! Do you think I'm an idiot? *storms out of room*
Y/n: *burst into laughter*
Loki: care to explain love?
Y/n: he- *resolves into laughter again* -he's been feeding that potatoe for three weeks!
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Tony: *to the avengers* I trust my kids. if they say they didn’t do it, then they didn’t do it
*back at the tower*
Tony: alright. which one of you did it?
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Kate: see you later, alligator!
Yelena: after a while, motherfucker!
Kate: …
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Wanda: Maybe we should hold hands.
Natasha:
Wanda: ... for safety.
Natasha: You're absolutely right
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Tony: Y/n! Be careful with that gun!
Y/n *rolls her eyes*: Ive been shooting guns since i was a baby
Tony:
Y/n: I was a very dangerous baby.
Nat *proud girlfriend grin*
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Y/N: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Wanda: How am I supposed to know?
Natasha: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Wanda: sighs
Wanda: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Peter: *humming a song*
Tony: got an ear worm kid?
Peter, singing: its corn!
Peter: it has the juices!
Tony: ?
Peter: I mean LOOK AT THIS THING!
Peter: has you ever seen something so beautiful?
Tony:
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Tony: I want to kiss you.
Bucky, not paying attention: What?
Tony: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Kingo: Hey Ikaris…
Ikaris: Yes?
Kingo: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ikaris:
Ikaris, panicking: Where’s Y/N?
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