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thesuntomyshadows · 1 day

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Nina: So, how did you get him to go out with you?

Y/N: Well, I moved in across the hall.

Kaz: And they slowly wore me down.

Y/N: Like a river carves a canyon.

Kaz: Except this river kept bringing me coffee and baking biscuits.

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drieddpetals · 2 days

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the crows as random out of context things me and my friends have said

pt. 4 (mostly wesper) (also it's kinda short but idc)

wylan: "drove for the first time saturday, only cried once!"

wylan: "you look gobsmacked"

jesper: "what smacked?? 😏🤨"

jesper: *coughs*

wylan: "you know, your cough kind of sounds like a bomb going off"

jesper: "what 😭😭"

wylan: "it's like... two quick coughs in rapid succession"

jesper: "...in rapid succession??"

wylan: "yeah... no offense to your cough, it's a great cough, but you know"

jesper: "...sure"

wylan: "is that lignite?"

jesper: "LIGNITE MY BALLS!!!!"

wylan: 😐

nina: "i was speaking german you racist little bitch"

jesper: *about to take a test* "should i pray to God, Jesus, or Albert Einstein?"

wylan: "all of the above"

#if you can't tell me and my friends think making everything dirty is peak comedy #six of crows #incorrect six of crows #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect six of crows quotes #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik

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cherries-and-knives · 4 months

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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

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barrel-crow-n · 3 months

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Kaz: I can excuse torture, but I draw the line at disrespecting women

Inej: You can excuse torture???

#his morals are just unique <3 #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #incorrect soc quotes #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 2 months

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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?

Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this

#the way it’s constantly so obvious where I am in my current friends rewatch based on my incorrect quotes lol #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #pekka rollins #soc incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 7 months

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*after the Crows have been separated for a few years*

Wylan van Eck: So what have you been up to recently?

Nina Zenik: Leading a revolution.

Wylan van Eck: Good for you! That's awesome!

Nina Zenik: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Inej?

Jesper Fahey: Happily living as a pirate queen, happily married to Kaz. What about Kuwei?

Wylan van Eck: *mockingly* What about Kuwei?

Nina Zenik: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. But wait, what about Kaz?

Jesper Fahey: Still a gang leader.

Nina Zenik: Yeah, that sounds about right.

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one-of-crows · 10 months

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Nina: I love to gaslight men

Matthias: what is gaslighting?

Nina: Don't play dumb hun, you already know

Matthias: No I don't

Inej: Yes you do

Matthias: No I don't???

Nina: I literally told you yesterday

Matthias: No you did not.

Jesper: I heard that convo she did tell you

Matthias: Bye I'm off to hellgate

Wylan: No you aren't

Matthias: Yes I am

Wylan: Oh ok bye

Matthias: deeply confused and traumatized

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wylanslcve · 10 months

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Nina: So here's the tea.

Kaz: For the last time, it's called a report.

Nina: Do you want the tea or not?

#my favourite chaotic brother-sister duo #incorrect six of crows #incorrect soc quotes #nina zenik #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #shadow and bone #seige and storm #ruin and rising #six of crows spin off #soc spinoff #shadow and bone season three

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mizuharaannie · 6 months

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Wylan: *hanging picture on the wall* Am I straight?

Jesper: ...no Wy, you're not.

Wylan: *rolling eyes* The picture, Jesper. Is the picture straight?

Jesper: *looks at picture of him kissing Wylan at their wedding* No.

#six of crows #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #soc #incorrect soc quotes #jesper x wylan

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starfallkaz · 7 months

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Posts I found that remind me of The Crows

Nina

Jesper

Matthias

Wylan

Kaz

Inej

#six of crows #crow club #Leigh bardugo #the kenergy is strong with this one #the kenergy Matthias radiates >>>#nina zenik #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kinej #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #s&b netflix #incorrect soc quotes #I love them #I live in a constant state of terror and denial #the crows

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thesuntomyshadows · 2 days

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Monster hunters AU

Y/N: Because you said they were extinct—

Kaz: I said mostly extinct.

Y/N: Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.

Kaz: I'm sorry, I'll just have them change the entry in the records from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Y/N. They prefer their monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

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drieddpetals · 4 months

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jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*

jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*

wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"

jesper: "how romantic"

#wylan: *infodumping again*#jesper: i love this big nerd so much #christmas time omg #wesper my beloved #wesper #incorrect six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #six of crows fandom #incorrect six of crows quotes #incorrect soc quotes #six of crows #incorrect soc

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jegulusofwesper · 2 years

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kaz: *angry because he hasn’t seen inej in a couple of weeks*

jesper to wylan: uh-oh be careful the kazmanian devil has been set free

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van sunshine #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect soc quotes

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barrel-crow-n · 4 months

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Kaz: One of you is going to betray us

Inej: Is it me, Kaz?

Kaz: No, of course it's not you.

Jesper: Is it me, Kaz?

Kaz: It's not you either.

Bolliger: Is it me, Kaz?

Kaz: Is iT mE kAz?

#i absolutely love chapter 2 #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #the dregs #soc #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #big bolliger #incorrect soc quotes

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 3 months

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Matthias when he first met the Crows: *deep breath* I can’t spend all night being this angry. Because heart attacks run in my family and YOU PEOPLE AREN’T WORTH IT

#grishaverse incorrect quotes #grishaverse #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #matthias helvar #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes #community quotes #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik

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fellforfiction · 2 years

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kaz: i’m having a friend over so… behave

jesper *jaw dropped* : a friend? how- i mean, we’re the only people you interact with 24/7

nina: jesper! that’s rude… but a valid question.

inej: what kind of friend? business?

kaz: no. just someone i met on my way to the slat

nina: oh my god this is historical

mattihas: i think you mean hysterical?

nina: no, this is historical. i mean- once in a lifetime, never going to happen again.

wylan: we’ll behave kaz, don’t worry

nina: we have to clean this place up it’s a dump!

wylan + jes: HEY!?

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nina: it’s been 3 whole hours, where are they?

kaz: what?

jesper: your new friends?

kaz: OH!… that was a lie i just wanted you to clean this place. it was disgusting.

inej *sighs* : i should’ve known

jesper: of course it was a lie, you don’t trust any one except us.

kaz: that’s right *sips tea*

*doorbell rings*

kaz: okay what the actual fuck-

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