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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 16 hours
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Jesper: What’s that?
Wylan: Electrical plans for the building
Jesper: Should I be scared?
Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours
Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew
Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!
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drieddpetals · 3 months
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it's literally them y'all
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mortal-maebh · 1 year
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THE MATCHING COMMENTS IM SCREAMING
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emtheoddball · 10 months
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Wesper date idea except it’s just Wylan wanting to see Oppenheimer and Jesper wanting to see Barbie so they go see both
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whitevesper · 1 year
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nina: why are you naked? kaz want us all to be at the 1st floor in ten minutes!
jesper: i don’t have any clothes
nina: *opens the wardrobe* what are you talking about? you have green shirt, orange shirt, hi wylan, purple shirt, pants, jackets-
nina: wait
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jeremysknoxes · 1 year
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jesper memorized wylan's face and my heart has gone soft
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jegulusofwesper · 1 year
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AHHHHHH THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM
JESPER MAKING WYLAN A KEY
THEM LIVING TOGETHER
I JUST
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Matthias: Everyone relax, he's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
Wylan: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in the fridge back at the Mansion in the relish jar. Jesper: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skulls and crossbones?
Wylan: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.
Jesper: And the Mayo?
Wylan: That's shampoo
Jesper: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?!
Wylan: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably
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grindeldorefanatic · 1 year
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ONLY 22 MORE DAYS FUCK
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a-map-of-gays · 2 years
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Jesper and Wylan outside the church of barter:
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It is my firm belief that one of the most important parallels in Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom is that Wylan Van Eck had the potential to become Kaz Brekker, and Kaz Brekker had the potential to become Wylan Van Eck, in this essay I will -
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drieddpetals · 4 months
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jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*
jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*
wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"
jesper: "how romantic"
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mortal-maebh · 1 year
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WESPER FIRST MEET WESPER FIRST MEET WESPER FIRST MEET WESPER FIR
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emtheoddball · 1 year
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Jesper, after Wylan doesn’t laugh at one of his joke: Sometimes I think, "Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?"
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whitevesper · 1 year
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can’t wait for those two to stare at each other 🖤
(it’s 5 days u all)
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