Kaz: *Smiling*
Matthias: Stop that. You’re making me uncomfortable…
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Jesper: What’s that?
Wylan: Electrical plans for the building
Jesper: Should I be scared?
Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours
Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew
Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!
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me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is
kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-
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Kaz: so get this
Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook
Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist
Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-
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Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Mathias: Okay.
-later-
Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-
Wylan: ?? Thank? You??
Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.
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Kaz: checkmate
Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???
Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game
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kaz: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's “intelligent” and “cool”.
kaz: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Matthias: When I first met you, I thought you were a demon.
Kaz: And?
Matthias: And you are.
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Wylan: Hey Jes, can I borrow your keys? I lost mine.
Jesper, grabbing and throwing something from his pocket: Yeah sure, here.
Wylan: ...
Wylan: Jesper?
Jesper: What?
Wylan: This is an engagement ring...
Jesper, patting his pockets: STUPID CARGO PANTS AND THEIR STUPID POCKETS
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Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes
Instagram • Patreon • Ko-fi • Redbubble
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merchling (affectionate) babygirl (derogatory)
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Nina: I started today in a pool of my own blood and if you dont get out of my way Im happy to finish it in a pool of yours
Jesper: Good lord
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Jesper: What if I unpack here?
Wylan: … then all your stuff would be here
Jesper: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Wylan: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, it doesn’t make sense
Jesper: Okay…
Jesper: What if we live together, and you understand what I’m saying?
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“You can’t out-Brekker the Kaz, motherfuckers.”
- Kaz Brekker, probably
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Inej: Kaz why are you on the floor
Kaz: I'm depressed
Kaz: I've also been stabbed.
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Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.
Matthias, blushing: ...Nina
Wylan: Why can't we be like that?
Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.
Wylan: Fuck you.
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