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anxiety-and-bullshit · 2 months
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Wylan: Hey Jes, can I borrow your keys? I lost mine.
Jesper, grabbing and throwing something from his pocket: Yeah sure, here.
Wylan: ...
Wylan: Jesper?
Jesper: What?
Wylan: This is an engagement ring...
Jesper, patting his pockets: STUPID CARGO PANTS AND THEIR STUPID POCKETS
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 4 months
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 4 months
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wylan textpost because i love him
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 9 months
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HEADCANON: Kaz uses crows for random things whenever he has the chance just to stay true to his image (in a fun way)
Any metaphor involving an animal, he replaces with "crow" (he does this one purely because Jesper hates it)
One of the Crows from Kaz's window brings a little silver band to the window seat while Inej and Kaz are there and when she picks it up to show Kaz, he uses it to propose to her
Anytime a member of the Dregs wants to complain, he tells them to "tell it to the crow," and holds up the crow head cane
When Jes and Wylan have a kid, he buys them exclusively crow-related gifts
Every mug in the slat's communal kitchen has a picture of a crow on it for no apparent reason
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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some of my six of crows modern headcanons xx
nina and inej are taylor swift and phoebe bridgers best friends
inej is vegan and i will not be explaining myself
matthias’ snapchat username is matthiashelvqr but jesper’s is animal_loverjes123 because he made it when he was nine
wylan is scared of planes but not helicopters
jesper is scared of helicopters but not planes
nina and inej listened to midnights together when it was first released
jesper got matthias into star wars
jesper loves the prequels and clone wars, matthias prefers the original trilogy and rogue one
both nina and jespers first bi panic was watching pirates of the caribbean
kaz has a secret fear of escalators so he always takes the stairs even though it actively causes him more pain
kaz and wylan watch criminal minds together in silence, but they both say the line about tracy lambert together
matthias falls asleep to animal documentaries narrated by david attenborough
inej jesper and nina are big greys anatomy fans
wylan’s first crush was teenage simba
matthias plays rugby
they have a book club (audiobook for wylan)
they read the acotar series and all had vastly different opinions
nina was an avid zoella watcher
kaz doesnt pay for any streaming services but has all of them anyway, jesper also doesn’t pay but uses everyone elses
matthias pays for the netflix account though
him and nina share one profile and everyone else has their own profile
nina cried when they took new girl off netflix
kaz says he prefers dc over marvel just to cause conflict
jesper read percy jackson growing up and still has the same battered copies he read as a kid in his room no matter where he lives
nina was a harry potter reading child and also still has her original copies of the books
HARRY POTTER REWATCH MOVIE NIGHTS!!!!
wylan is a secret marauders stan
nina jesper inej and wylan are all marauders era fans but wylan is soooo much worse
wesper = wolfstar
jesper’s favourite movie is the breakfast club
kaz says his favourite movie is fight club but it’s actually fantastic mr fox
kaz follows six people on instagram: inej and all the members of one direction
he does that to piss the others off
jesper went viral on tik tok one time
matthias loves oasis (both the band and the drink)
nina fought for eras tour tickets and managed to get them all tickets
kaz is going as reputation (his usual attire) jesper as lover, wylan as evermore, inej as speak now (she got the speak now dress), matthias as debut (they got him a cowboy hat) and nina as red.
matthias secretly cried over the how to train your dragon ending
matthias and inej read a lot of classics and share their collection, they both annotate the books as well and enjoy seeing what the other has written
kaz has a do not disturb sign on his bedroom door like in a hotel and puts it on the door handle even when he’s not in there
kaz is weirdly good with technology
jesper collects mugs
kaz and inej steal pint glasses from pubs
when inej and nina listened nothing new on red(tv) they lost their minds
kaz loves boygenius
matthias and wylan love modern family, wylan’s favourite character is gloria and matthias’ is jay
jesper loves formula 1 and its the only sport he’ll watch
nina and matthias play animal crossing together
kaz terrors jesper on terraria
when they play minecraft functionally, inej is the builder, jesper is the farmer, matthias and wylan mine, kaz has netherite armour in like half an hour and nina collects flowers and tames animals
when they play minecraft disfunctionally they just blow shit up
kaz plays the guitar
inej DEVOURED the cruel prince series
zoya and genya are nina’s foster/adoptive sisters
wylan is scared of clowns and is like that one episode of new girl when nick has to go into the haunted house
whenever jesper does something stupid or doesnt do something or whatever he says ‘#yolo’ and moves on and it drives kaz insane
jesper has muggies of everyone
inej takes 0.5 pictures of everyone when theyre sleeping without them knowing
matthias loves the hunger games series
kaz regularly predicts major global events
wylan loves breaking bad
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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#today on things that totally happened: sab edition [2/?]
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incorrect crows quotes #3 (insp)
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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THE WAY JESPER WANTS TO HOLD WYLAN'S FACE BUT HE'S SCARED BECAUSE HE'S NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS YET BUT WYLAN IS CLEARLY LOOKING AT JESPER WITH THOSE DREAMY EYES OF HIM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW JESPER HAS THE MOST PERFECTLY SHAPED LIPS HES EVER SEEN OH MY GOD
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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IT'S HEREEEEEE
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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"Wylan and Jesper are just fictional characters!!"
THEN WHO ARE THEY???
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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happy pride month! have a little wesper comic
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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Jesper: "I lost a bet." Jesper: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Inej: What's the first? Jesper: "Let's make a bet."
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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leigh bardugo you are evil for not giving us a scene when kaz meets inej's parents
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FREDDY CARTER, JACK WOLFE AND AMITA SUMAN At Empire Conventions in Paris
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SHADOW AND BONE CAST (being cute and chaotic) @ ASOCAS 2023
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anxiety-and-bullshit · 11 months
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Wylan, whispering to Jesper, who’s on the phone with Nina: Ask her something! Jesper: How are you feeling? Nina: Fine. Wylan: Something personal! Jesper: At what age did you first get your period?
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