Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Mathias: Okay.
-later-
Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-
Wylan: ?? Thank? You??
Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.
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wylan: im gay
wylan: wait what if im going to die
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If I speak I’m in trouble
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Wylan: Hey Jes, can I borrow your keys? I lost mine.
Jesper, grabbing and throwing something from his pocket: Yeah sure, here.
Wylan: ...
Wylan: Jesper?
Jesper: What?
Wylan: This is an engagement ring...
Jesper, patting his pockets: STUPID CARGO PANTS AND THEIR STUPID POCKETS
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*The Crows are gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Wylan: *walks in and sits on Jesper’s lap*
The Crows: …
Kaz: Why are you sitting there?
Wylan: There’s no free seats!
Kaz: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Jesper: *hugs Wylan tightly* There are no free seats.
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Kit's "Slay today" vs Jack's "All mourners. All funerals" when asked to come up with a new motto for the crows is so "I'm not big on killing unconscious men" "We could wake them up" of them
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Fake dialogues
Kaz outside when he sees the Wesper: *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye*
Kaz inside when he sees the Wesper: *to Wylan* If you hurt Jesper I'll kill you. *to Jesper* If you hurt Wylan I'll kill you, and I'll keep your guns.
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Wylan: my hand are cold…
Jesper: *holds his hands*
Wylan:
Wylan: you know what for some reason my lips are getting cold too-
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Season 2 of Shadow and Bone in a nutshell
Jesper: ….
Wylan: …..
Jesper: So…
Wylan: Yes?
Jesper: Bombs huh? Adorable.
Wylan: Guns huh? Cliche.
Inej: ….
Nina: ….
Kaz: Well anyway I’m sure you’re wondering why I called you all here today.
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“I didn’t come looking for an apology, Jesper. You have a weak spot. We all have weak spots.”
“What’s yours?”
“The company I keep,” she said with a slight smile.
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the “who’s mark” scene actually hits a little harder when you think about the fact that wylan’s probably self-conscious about his vocabulary and afraid that if he let slip he doesn’t know something his secret would be found out
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This is what Wylan looks like in my brain 90% of the time
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this makes me wonder how much does he stare at wylans face
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yesyesyes I love the fanfictions where the "Wylan Van Eck" reveal is full of angst, but I can't stop imagining a part of Jesper secretly smiling at himself thinking "I accidentally found myself a sugar daddy"
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Wylan: Wow! Look at that! That kind of chemical reaction is so volatile, that when it--
Jesper: Yeah yeah, dumb this down a notch?
Kaz: It makes things go "boom"
Wylan: Uh, well, technically- It makes things go "zweeeeee SHOOOOOOOO- pop!"
Everyone: ???
Wylan: You know, if we're being accurate
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*Later*
The bomb: zweeeeeeee SHOOOOOOOO-
The bomb: POP!
Jesper: Wow! That really was accurate!
Wylan: I know! Right!
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The way that Kaz and Inej didn’t show their love by being physical with each other but by doing things for each other, putting their lives at risk for each other, putting other peoples lives at risk for each other. Using their words as best as the could, even it was just Kaz teasing her for a hat and Inej teasing him back before going to buy or steal him a new hat.
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