Inej: I have a question.
Nina: Shoot.
Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Kaz: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Kaz: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Kaz, picking Jesper and Wylan up from the stadwatch cells: Weird choice for date night.
Jesper: Where did you take Inej last weekend?
Kaz: That wasn't-
Jesper: Where?
Kaz: *incoherent mumbling*
Wylan, who just wants to go home: Louder.
Kaz, groaning: I took Inej on an excursion to the tunnels under Ketterdam.
Jesper: Tunnels?
Kaz, muttering: Sewers.
Jesper: That's all I wanted.
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"Are you a couple?"
Matthias: We are not a couple
Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this
Matthias: He is joking
Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us
Matthias: Jesper-
Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently
"How insensitive"
Matthias: oh boy
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"Are you dating?"
Matthias: no-
Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-
Matthias: ew?
Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...
Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy
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"Are you boyfriend?"
Matthias & Kaz: no
"Because we have couples discount"
Kaz: We are married
Matthias: what-
Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours
Matthias: for the love of-
Kaz: us
Matthias: no!
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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"
Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?
Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea
Matthias: not yet , they are still cold
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"Are you a couple?"
Matthias: NO!
Nina: huh?
Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit
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Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.
Matthias, blushing: ...Nina
Wylan: Why can't we be like that?
Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.
Wylan: Fuck you.
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Jesper: *Yawns*
Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.
Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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*At the police station*
Jesper: Hi, I’m here for Nina.
Police officer: Who’s Nina?
Jesper: Ah, you must be new.
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