Kaz: You just said 'I love you.'
Y/N: *Panicking* I say I love you all the time!
Y/N: *To Jesper as he walks past* I love you, Jes.
Jesper: Aww, I love you too, Y/N.
Y/N: See? Means nothing.
Jesper: Hey!
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?
Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this
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Wylan: Hey Jes, can I borrow your keys? I lost mine.
Jesper, grabbing and throwing something from his pocket: Yeah sure, here.
Wylan: ...
Wylan: Jesper?
Jesper: What?
Wylan: This is an engagement ring...
Jesper, patting his pockets: STUPID CARGO PANTS AND THEIR STUPID POCKETS
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Inej: I have a question.
Nina: Shoot.
Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Kaz, picking Jesper and Wylan up from the stadwatch cells: Weird choice for date night.
Jesper: Where did you take Inej last weekend?
Kaz: That wasn't-
Jesper: Where?
Kaz: *incoherent mumbling*
Wylan, who just wants to go home: Louder.
Kaz, groaning: I took Inej on an excursion to the tunnels under Ketterdam.
Jesper: Tunnels?
Kaz, muttering: Sewers.
Jesper: That's all I wanted.
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Kaz: Is everything okay in there?
Y/N: *Trying to dye their hair but it's gone completely wrong* Everythings wrong, nothing is fine!
Kaz: What?
Y/N: I ment everythings fine, nothings wrong!
Kaz: Yeah, for some reason I'm not buying that...
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Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.
Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kaz: Absolutely not.
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kaz: Pros and cons of dating me.
kaz: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
kaz: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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