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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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Book Hiccup: Awww, why don't you like cats, Fishlegs? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Book Fishlegs: I don't know Hiccup, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Book Hiccup:
Book Fishlegs: I'm ALLERGIC
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Harrow: Thanks mom
Harrow: What, why is everyone staring at me
Ortus: You just called Abigail mom
Harrow: What? No I didn't
Abigail: Harrow, do you see me as a mother figure?
Harrow: No.. if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me
Magnus: Hey, show your mother some respect
Harrow: I DIDN'T CALL HER MOM
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Wylan: "Why are you here again?"
Inej: "To make sure you don't accidentally blow up half the city."
Wylan: "Oh come on, that was one time!"
Inej: "..."
Wylan: "...Two times."
Inej: "...."
Wylan: "...Ok maybe it happens a little more often than any of us would like... and I usually just so happen to be ever so slightly involved... But it's not like I meant to do it!"
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Scout: I love this picture of our family. We were so happy.
Dill: Where’s your aunt?
Scout: She hadn’t come to live with us yet. That’s why we were so happy.
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MORE BATFAM QUOTES. HELL YEAH.
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*the siblings are in a bar for a mission*
Tim, wasted after one Pina Colada: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might!
Jason: Nerd-
Dick, more drunk than the rest: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
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Jason: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Faith: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Dad is walking in this room.
Barbara: *wheeze*
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*Faith ate Damian's Cookie*
Damian: I’m gonna kill you.
Faith: Get in line like the rest!
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Bruce, bragging to an acquaintance: I’m telling you, my kids are extremely smar-
Faith, rushing in: Dad! Dad! Damian tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Damian: Snitch...
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Damian: I have a 1:30 appointment for the flu shot with Alfred tomorrow...
Faith: Which doctor?
Damian: No, with the regular doctor.
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Faith: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight, same as the one before*
Faith: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
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Faith: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Jerome: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. So stop complaining.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Jason: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Dick: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Barbara: Hey, Bruce you're smart, tell me...what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Bruce: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Barbara: Yea, my dad's mom lives there.
Alfred: That is the worst response to that question.
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*Jason chugging milk from the container*
Dick, drinking some coffee: "Aren't you lactose intolerant??"
Jason: "This isn't lactose, it's milk."
Tim: "you're a fucking idiot."
Dick: *spits coffee everywhere*
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Feyre and Rhys like:
We love a supportive mate lol 😆
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Anne: I studied Gilbert Blythe long and hard to figure out why I hated him so much—
Anne: —but that blossomed into primal desire, as these things often do.
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Seth: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Seth, as Orion: Capella, what are you doing?
Orion, appearing from behind Seth: Capella, what are you doing?
Seth: *gasp* I conjured him.
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Ava: Bridget, what's your favorite meal?
Bridget: Rhys Larsen
Ava: okay... *realization* wait what?!
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Cheske: alright, why are you in trouble now
Feng: promise not to get mad
Cheske: sure
Feng: Look, I was minding my own business—
Cheske: BULLSHIT
Feng: I WAS
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Elizabeth when she learns Charlotte and Collins are engaged: You were just supposed to distract him, not marry him!
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xander: *trying out social media* well Gray... another day, another slay.
grayson: *serious* what type of riddle is that supposed to be Xan? You're losing the Hawthorne touch.
xander:
max: is he funking with us right now??
avery: gray-
jameson (never-miss-an-opportunity-to-screw-with-his-brother) winchester hawthorne: MY, MY, WELL OF COURSE dear brother mine, you see poor xander here...
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Evelyn, to Ruby: Celia St. James is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's gonna steal the show
Meanwhile Celia: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Evelyn smiled at me today :)
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Libby: so, how was the honeymoon?
Avery: Jameson got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Avery: he said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
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Atticus, after Halloween: This is what we call a traumatic event.
Atticus, turning to Jem: Not a “major L”.
Atticus, turning to Scout: And not an “oof lmao”.
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