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dragonnnfly · 10 days
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Hiccup: *hiding something in his coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Astrid: No
Hiccup: Why not?
Astrid: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “small dragon”, and we already have fifteen of those
Hiccup: *unzips coat* Sixteen
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dragonnnfly · 22 days
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Boop.
Boops back
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dragonnnfly · 24 days
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Eret only had one year with the dragons, can you imagine how terrible that feels? Of course everyone feels terrible about the dragons leaving, but I imagine that Eret sees and hears them talk about their memory with their dragons, and he just wishes he’d given up on hunting much earlier so he could have had more time creating those kinds of memories.
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dragonnnfly · 25 days
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Boop him Toothless
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dragonnnfly · 1 month
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Tuffnut, texting Hiccup: Hiccup! help I’m being kidnapped!
Hiccup: Where are you?
Tuffnut: I’m with some strange person in a car. Help
Hiccup: I’ll call Ruffnut
Ruffnut, answering her phone: Y’ello
Hiccup: Where’s Tuffnut? He texted me that he was being kidnapped
Ruffnut: Tuffnut? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Ruffnut:
Ruffnut: I’ll call you back *hangs up*
Ruffnut: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD
Tuffnut: WHO ARE YOU?!
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Ruffnut: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Ruffnut: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Is Astrid not a normal name?😭😭
Kiss, Marry, Kill
The kiss and and marry polls are already up
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Tuffnut: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter human teeth on their bed
Snotlout: A dentist
Hiccup: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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give meatlug her edgy punk bf <3
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Hiccup: Go for it Heather, break a leg
Dagur: Brother, isn’t that an awful thing to say?
Hiccup: It means “good luck”
Dagur: Oh, then, sister I sincerely hope you get violently torn apart by dragons
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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How to deal with stress
Step 1: get a dragon
(Note: if dragons do not exist in your world, then suffer)
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compelled to make this because every time i search "how to deal with ___" Google is convinced i really want to watch httyd
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Tuffnut: *slaps a dragon hunter to get information on Viggo*
Hiccup: Tuffnut, you have to ask him a question first
Tuffnut: Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? *slaps the dragon hunter*
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dragonnnfly · 2 months
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Tuffnut: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself
Snotlout: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life
Tuffnut:
Snotlout: Or something mean about you
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dragonnnfly · 3 months
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dragonnnfly · 3 months
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I just realized this isn't only the first time Toothless accepted Hiccup. It's the first time Hiccup has been accepted by anyone.
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