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Hiccup: *hiding something in his coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Astrid: No
Hiccup: Why not?
Astrid: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “small dragon”, and we already have fifteen of those
Hiccup: *unzips coat* Sixteen
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i think i’m funny
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Astrid: So what was it you needed help with?
Hiccup: *Gestures vaguely with a miserable expression*
Astrid: ...Fair enough.
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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
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Snotlout: how did he die.
Ruffnut&Tuffnut: spontaneous human combustion.
Snotlout: wh-what? That can happen?
Hiccup (distracted): No. Ruff lit him on fire.
Ruffnut: snitch
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Astrid: *holding injured Hiccup bridal style but sees someone about to attack them* hold my woman
Hiccup: *gets shoved into fishlegs arms*
Fishlegs:…
Hiccup: awww I’m her woman :D
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Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.
Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh shi-
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Hiccup: “Don’t you have confidence in me, dad?”
Stoick: “Son, I love you, but everyday that you’re alive is a miracle.”
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Hiccup: alright Snotlout, ready to do the test of incomplete sentences?
Snotlout: yes
Hiccup: remember to answer quickly, with the first word that you think of
Snotlout: yeah i know
Hiccup: first one: i believe my father rarely...
Snotlout: thinks
Hiccup:
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Dagur: I'd do anything for you
Hiccup: Aw, that's sweet Dagur—
Dagur: *opens eyes wide* I'd kill for you
Hiccup: I...uh...I don't want you to–?
Dagur: You think I won't? I'll fucking do it!!
Hiccup: Please do not
Dagur: *points to someone, Snotlout probably* See that guy over there? You say the word and he's DEAD
Hiccup: *frantically pulling Dagur's hand down* Dear gods, please do not kill anyone
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Welcome back to 🌈✨The Dragon Riders as quotes/conversations my friends/family and I have had✨🌈
Hiccup: hey, you remember that fishing trip I went on when I was, like, seven or something?
Stoick: yes, why?
Hiccup: was that you who took me? Or Gobber?
Stoick: it was Gobber.
Hiccup: huh. I think I replaced Gobber with you in my memories, because I don’t remember him being anywhere with me that day.
Gobber: was I that insignificant to you?
Hiccup: apparently.
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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
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Dagur: *Screams*
Heather: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Hiccup: Should we do something?
Astrid: No, I want to see who wins.
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Heather, to the riders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
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Snotlout: I don’t know what people are talking about, these rocks have never gotten toxic people out of my life.
Ruffnut: you’re not throwing them hard enough; Have you tried a slingshot?
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