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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
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Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.
Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh shi-
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I just started Race to the Edge for the first time and I'm on season 2 and I love the riders so damn much. Like they make fun of each other and crack jokes at each other's expense but when it comes down to it they'd fight god together and I love it so damn much.
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Dagur: I'd do anything for you
Hiccup: Aw, that's sweet Dagur—
Dagur: *opens eyes wide* I'd kill for you
Hiccup: I...uh...I don't want you to–?
Dagur: You think I won't? I'll fucking do it!!
Hiccup: Please do not
Dagur: *points to someone, Snotlout probably* See that guy over there? You say the word and he's DEAD
Hiccup: *frantically pulling Dagur's hand down* Dear gods, please do not kill anyone
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Astrid: Me and Heather want a baby.
Hiccup: Well, that will be hard seeing as you’re both women.
Astrid:
Hiccup:
Heather:
Hiccup: Did…..
Hiccup: Did you want me too… help?
Heather: Yeah.
Astrid: You’re the only one who wasn’t immediately vetoed.
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Snotlout: Hey dad can I get a sip of your water?
Spitelout: It's not water.
Snotlout: Vodka, I like your style!
Spitelout: It's vinegar.
Snotlout: Wh-Wha-
Spitelout: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Hiccup, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Astrid : Hey.
Fishlegs : Hi.
Ruffnut : Sup.
Snotlout : Hello.
Viggo : Hey!
Hiccup : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Tuffnut : It is an emergency!
Ryker : We were out of Doritos.
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Snotlout: If I hit myself and it hurts, is it because im too strong or too weak?
Tuffnut: too strong obviously.
Ruffnut: too weak.
*twins glare at eachother*
Astrid: too stupid?
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Snotlout: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Viggo: so how’s winter going for you?
Krogan, who’s violently shivering despite the fact that he’s wearing 7+ layers of clothing: fuck off
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Astrid: Do you think your dad likes me?
Hiccup: My dad literally begged you to marry me
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
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Ruffnut: I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.
Tuffnut: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.
Snotlout: Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.
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Hiccup: I hate you sometimes.
Viggo: Well according to this picture Toothless drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Hiccup: Viggo, you drew that.
Viggo: It doesn't matter.
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Hiccup: *comes up with the most hair-brained, dangerous, complicated plan to exist that has a 99% chance of everyone getting killed*
The riders: amazing beautiful perfect this has no way of backfiring
Snotlout: why do i hang out with u
Viggo: man he is good at maces and talons
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