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#incorrect rob quotes
dragonnnfly · 1 month
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Tuffnut, texting Hiccup: Hiccup! help I’m being kidnapped!
Hiccup: Where are you?
Tuffnut: I’m with some strange person in a car. Help
Hiccup: I’ll call Ruffnut
Ruffnut, answering her phone: Y’ello
Hiccup: Where’s Tuffnut? He texted me that he was being kidnapped
Ruffnut: Tuffnut? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Ruffnut:
Ruffnut: I’ll call you back *hangs up*
Ruffnut: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD
Tuffnut: WHO ARE YOU?!
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five-of-cr · 4 months
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crows textpost ft. kuwei fanart from the lovely @phy-be and also tolya because i had to. it's perfect
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Merlin: I support women’s rights. *sees Morgana getting upto shenanigans* but I also support women’s wrongs. You’re doing great Morgana!
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lesbicosmos · 20 days
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(during s2 sometime)
morgana: so how long have you had feelings for arthur?
merlin: how did you know that?
morgana: its one of my magic abilities. i can detect even the most subtle of social cues.
merlin: really?
morgana: no. it's obvious!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months
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ERIDAN: i lovve you…
FEFERI: Swordfis)( slas)( to the c)(est. And you’re on fire.
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patchworkplant · 1 month
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Incorrect quotes generator u star
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cipher-zoo · 4 months
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Kaku: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Lucci: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Kaku: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 6 months
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Toph: I hate that people underestimate me! I’m the greatest earth bender in the world.
Zuko: You can use that. There are benefits to being underestimated.
Toph: You're right. There are benefits to being underestimated. You can get away with anything.
*far off look*
Zuko: Toph, you can’t just kill people you disagree with.
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incorrect-cp9-quotes · 4 months
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*when at their first Galley-La work party*
Hattori (Lucci): I have only punched one person, but the night is still young
Kaku: Forgive him, he has no manners
Hattori (Lucci): I get by on good looks
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i goofed around with that incorrect quotes generator again
reblogs are appreciated!!
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dragonnnfly · 1 year
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Dagur: I kinda feel like you don’t like me
Hiccup: I’ve told you multiple times I don’t
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braxix · 24 days
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Elrond: When does the blacksmith open?
Gil-Galad: Pretty sure they're closed.
Elrond: Good.
Gil-Galad: Elrond, where are you going? Elrond?! Elrond!?
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Merlin and Mordred’s friendship is just grumpy older brother and peppy kid the older brother found one day and decided to adopt. Merlin may hate him, but if anyone else does, they’re done. Like cancelling life subscriptions or forcefully expediting character development, or both depending on the situation. Anyway. Merlin is an older brother/caretaker figure to Mordred and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
Merlin, staring at a camera like in The Office: I can bully him relentlessly but if anyone else even thinks about him funny, imma end their entire bloodline.
Mordred: I know Emrys says he hates me. Did you know he created a more potent medicine when I got sick? He said it was because it’d taste worse, but he added honey so it wasn’t too bad. It was actually nicer than Gaius’. I should get him something to say thank you.
—in the woods or something—
Mordred: Emrys! I found this flower!
Merlin: *snorts* okay?
Mordred: oh… I’ll just… *goes to take it back while looking sad*
Merlin: Piss off. It’s mine now. *magics it so it won’t die and keeps it on his desk*
Mordred: :D
—Interviews—
Merlin: He’s stupid. Also this flower is my favourite kind. That’s why I’m keeping it. Not for Mordred. My brother- nemesis is so stupid.
Mordred: Do you think he liked the flower? I couldn’t find any of his favourites but it was in the same family. … he said it was his favourite? … *smiles*
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void-rock · 2 years
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THE duo of all world tour.
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harringroveera · 1 year
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we really could have had a scene of them doing it together as a game
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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Wait Rob ACTIVELY wanted an intern? I thought Booker just showed up one day? Also why do they need an intern?
Actually it went a little something like this:
*phone rings*
Rob: Hello?
Booker: Hi, I'm calling to follow up on my application for the Gooners internship. I hope you received my resumé and cover letter just fine. If you have any other questions for me, please feel free to let me know.
Rob: Internship? What internship?
Booker: The one on Indeed from yesterday.
Rob: Please hold.
Rob, covering the phone: Anyone know anything about an internship?
Blaise, pointing at Molly: It was her idea!
Molly, pointing at Blaise: It was his idea!
Kellin: It was a stupid idea, that's what it is.
Rob: Why would you need an intern?
Blaise: We could all use a hand in our workshops—especially Otto with his bad knee.
Molly: The admin stuff is piling up too. Plus, I see it as a learning opportunity.
Rob: *sighs*
Rob, back on the phone: You're hired.
*knock at the door*
Rob: I got it.
Rob: *opens the door*
Booker: New intern, reporting for duty!
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