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Vivi: I need relationship advice
Cardan: Just because I'm with Jude doesn't mean I know how I did it
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Everyday I wake up and wonder how some british twink from the 80s managed to write a song about me when I wasn't even close to being concieved
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Rare picture of the christmas cards Evelyn and Celia probably sent to Harry
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Cardan: I dare you-
Vivi: Jude is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Cardan: Why not?
Jude: I have no regard for my own or others personal safety, as some would say.
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I love camilla macaulay
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finished reading Our Wives Under the Sea and reread the ending three times as if somehow it could change.. sign of a true tragedy
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Harrow: One more week of being stuck here with Gideon and you will definitely find a dead body. Gideon: Yes, because one more week with Harrow and I will definitely kill myself.
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Connor: How did Max react when he found out you were dating Celia
Evelyn: Max was cool with it
Connor:
Evelyn: He threw a rock at me
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People love to attack Celia for her biphobia but are so quick to forget Harry's racism at the beginning of the book. Both of them learned for the better as the story went on but y'all love to hate on women
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TV Girl: Who's gonna pay attention to the redheads of the world? Evelyn: -aggressively puts her hand up-
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How that one conversation in pages 108-109 went.
Celia: I think you're hot, like very hot
Evelyn: No you don't
Celia: Yes I do
Evelyn: Ok well, I think you're hot too
Celia:
Evelyn: *gay panics at what she just said*
Celia:
Evely: Men love us fr
Celia: ........
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Harrow: Thanks mom
Harrow: What, why is everyone staring at me
Ortus: You just called Abigail mom
Harrow: What? No I didn't
Abigail: Harrow, do you see me as a mother figure?
Harrow: No.. if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me
Magnus: Hey, show your mother some respect
Harrow: I DIDN'T CALL HER MOM
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Jude: I don’t dab
Jude: I only stab
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Ashok: How many kids do you have?
Bhumika: Biologically? Emotionally? Or legally?
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Sabran: It costs $400 dollars to see a therapist. However, it costs only $0 to just tell myself 'it be like that sometimes' Ead: Sabran! No, that's not - Tané, taking notes: No, let her finish.
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Evelyn: Can you do me a favour? Celia: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to. Evelyn: okay... so can you do the dishes? Celia: No.
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Sabran: So...you like cats? Ead: Yes Sabran: *Tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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