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anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes · 2 years

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Anne: I studied Gilbert Blythe long and hard to figure out why I hated him so much—

Anne: —but that blossomed into primal desire, as these things often do.

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wretchedvulgarian · 11 months

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Mitya: I malfunctioned. I’m a male and I dysfunctioned.

#fyodor dostoevsky #the brothers karamazov #dmitri karamazov #incorrect literature quotes

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haunted-phantom-student · 2 years

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Walter Hartright: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Miss Fairlie a little bit.

Marian Halcombe: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Walter Hartright: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Marian Halcombe: My mistake.

#the woman in white #wilkie collins #incorrect literature quotes #incorrect classic literature quotes

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shakespeares-left-nut · 11 months

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“To be, or not to be, I there's the point,

To Die, to sleepe, is that all? I all:

No, to sleepe, to dreame, I mary there it goes,

For in that dreame of death, when wee awake,

And borne before an euerlasting Iudge,

From whence no passenger euer retur'nd,

The vndiscouered country, at whose sight

The happy smile, and the accursed damn'd.

But for this, the ioyfull hope of this,

Whol'd beare the scornes and flattery of the world,

Scorned by the right rich, the rich curssed of the poore?

The widow being oppressed, the orphan wrong'd,

The taste of hunger, or a tirants raigne,

And thousand more calamities besides,

To grunt and sweate vnder this weary life,

When that he may his full Quietus make,

With a bare bodkin, who would this indure,

But for a hope of something after death?

Which pusles the braine, and doth confound the sence,

Which makes vs rather beare those euilles we haue,

Than flie to others that we know not of.

I that, O this conscience makes cowardes of vs all,

Lady in thy orizons, be all my sinnes remembred.”

Hamlet, First Quarto (1603)

#incorrect literature quotes #shakespeare #hamlet #bad quarto #first quarto #i rise from the dead to bring you the stupidest version of hamlet there is

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theaceofarrows · 1 year

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Bruce: [calling Jason] Where are you at?

Jason: [him and Damian in the middle of a gang fight] Helping the brat with his English homework

[gun shots in the background]

Bruce: Did I just hear gun shots?

Jason: I live in a bad neighborhood. You know this, Bruce

[Damian screaming a battle cry at the top of his lungs]

Bruce: Jason, what was tha-

Jason: Anyway, gotta go. The brat is butchering the pronunciations of King Richard III

Damian: [still fighting] HOOD, YOU LYING TOAD! MY PRONUNCIATIONS ARE SUPERB!

Bruce: Wait, Jason

Jason: See ya~

Bruce: JASO-

#incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batbros #batfam #batdad #literature nerd jason todd

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ereyies · 3 months

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victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful

frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away

#frankenstein #dr frankenstein #victor frankenstein #classic literature #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #the modern prometheus #the creature #frankenstiensmonster #incorrect quotes #incorrect frankenstein quotes #gothic lit memes #gothic literature #classic lit memes

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nazliwrites · 7 months

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“Books are where I find myself , for the real world is where I am already lost.”

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wheretobuygoodurl · 3 months

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#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #laertes

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celaenaeiln · 10 months

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Dick: *searching for his teammate post-battle* Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?

Jason: Shut up. Shut up! Don’t you dare desecrate Shakespearen literature you Neanderthal.

Dick: *offended* what?

Jason: heh, you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Dick:

Dick: Well, Little Wing, right now you’re walking an average speed of 3.1 mph and you’re going to fire your grapple gun to shoot across to another building but in order to do so you need to increase your running speed because the tension on the string is opposing the Normal force at an angle and if you count the weight of gravity, you have to calculate F=ma with cos of 46 degrees or else the grapple won’t latch on but since there’s a high frictional force between your boot and the ground, the coefficient of static friction is much higher than normal so as such, you need to lower the coefficient of kinetic friction so you have the momentum to reach peak velocity needed to boost you into the air and not suspend your rope so that’d be your final velocity squared equal to your initial velocity squared minus 2 times gravity times your final height minus your initial height. So in conclusion, your initial speed of run must be 5.3 mph if you don’t want to bash your head open on a brick wall.

Jason: what.

Dick: oh you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Jason: ….Bitch.

#sibling behavior #Jason’s literature vs dick’s physics #I just finished telling my own brother he’s dumb an hour ago bc older siblings always know better. duh #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #dicks a Mathlete so for sure he’d do this #Jason is into classic literature so he’d quote a sassy Jane Austin quote and the fight would begin again #they’re petty that way

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hearts4dorlene · 1 year

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Sirius: Wanna come to Hogsmede with me?

Remus: No, I'm studying for our NEWTs

*few days later*

Sirius: Wanna stargaze with me on the Astronomy Tower?

Remus: No, I'm studying for our NEWTs