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POV: You and your sister have just managed to trap your evil older brother in a hive meant for troll babies. Trouble is, it's now starting to fill up with yellow goo, and he's screaming at you through the glass to let him out.
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unaside · 1 day
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i would fucking slaughter for a fitz pov
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milo-igidk · 2 days
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"fitz and keefe's friendship was ruined for sokeefe"
yeah thats definitely what happened mhm
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thats definitely it there were absolutely no other factors that may have contributed to their fall out
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sasharcyreal · 2 days
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can u draw more if those youtube thumbnails those are sooooo funny 🤞🤞 also btw i love ur blog and everything u post
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anything for you venux777
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okayyy, thoughts anyone
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inkcovens · 1 day
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image 6 year fitz old roaming the streets of italy or something just grabbing random smart 4 year old girls with blue eyes. like the boy had NOTHING to go off of, wtf was he even doing. he deadass just found sophie from a newspaper about a child prodigy?? and she didn't even fit 1/3 of the criteria?? do you know how many child prodigies there are. was fitz binging episodes of like Ellen or something to find kid geniuses
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can you draw trains Sophie and Fitz? :) (or yk whatever their names would be)
HI!! YES!! (sorry this took so long anon)
here's Eli and Fitz!! (named by @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities)
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Zoom ins!
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Kotlc incorrect quotes
part two
Keefe: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.  Keefe: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on
Keefe: I'm incredibly fast at math. Sophie: Alright, what's 30x17? Keefe A: 47 Sophie: That's not even close. Keefe: But it was fast.
Keefe: *Gets down on one knee* Tam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Keefe: *Falls over* Tam: The poison is kicking in.
Linh: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Tam How am I supposed to know? Marella: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Tam: *sighs* Tam: You wouldn't be trapped.
Keefe: Don't worry, I got a plan. Sophie: Alright. Keefe: TraitorSayWhat? Fitz: Excuse me? Keefe: What? Sophie: Keefe: Keefe: No wait-
Biana: Why are your tongues purple? Sophie: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Keefe: I had a red one. Biana: oh Biana: Biana: OH Dex: Dex: You drank each other's slushies?
Sophie: Is stabbing someone immoral?  Keefe: Not if they consent to it.  Biana: Depends who you’re stabbing.  Fitz: YES?!?
Sophie: Biana, I'm sad. Biana: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Fitz: Keefe , I'm sad. Keefe, nodding: mood.
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winwin17 · 3 days
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If Sophie introduced The Sims to her friends in the Lost Cities, Fitz would make Alvar in The Sims, put him in a pool, and "accidentally" delete the ladder.
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iriz-the-telepath · 2 days
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KOTLC as things my classmates have said
The Neverseen: This is my stick for beating children, look how swishy it is!
Dex: Just give the damn chair rocket boosters!
Keefe: My hair is great, yours is worse than sonic the fucking hedgehog
Biana: No sir I’m saying you should wear a skirt to show us how it’s done
Tam: Pigs can’t fly, unless you have a catapult and no morals
Sophie: Guys I just want to go to school I didn’t sign up for all this crap-
Ro: I’m going to kill you… but in like a PG way
Linh: We need to use all the chairs so they all feel included
Fitz: Look how the tables have turned you little fuck *whilst flipping a desk*
Jensi: Guys can you get drunk on bread I’m seeing stars
Stina: One day you lot will work at the McDonald's down the road and I’ll work at the bougie one in brazil with a REAL tan
Bronte: You’re really young and inexperienced, you’re all little babies honestly… and as for why I still use training wheels-
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monthly-raining · 2 days
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8/8 completed id photos
dex... the bane of my existence... ill be back for you
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what if i told you [post could not be finished, because typing involves pressing buttons]
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alvar-not-vacker · 4 months
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if this gets 1k notes before the new year, i'll compliment fitz
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milo-igidk · 19 hours
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tam-shade-song · 5 months
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ok. Because I too, am unoriginal, I challenge thee to a challenge.
If this post gets...5k notes by the ides of March (Mar 15) I'll write a Frankenstein KOTLC Au, where
Sophie is Frankenstein's monster
Sophie is morally grey
They're nonbinary
And they kill Wylie's father (Kinda sorta on accident)
I won't start writing it until after I finish my current fic, but once I do I'll post it on AO3 and Wattpad.
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Sophie “fuck my life” Foster
Keefe “fuck me” Sencen
Fitz “fuck it” Vacker
Dex “fuck you” Dizznee
Biana “for fucks sake” Vacker
Tam “fuck this” Song
Linh “oh fuck” Song
Marella “well fuck” Redek
Stina “fuck off” Heks
Maruca "what the fuck" Chebota
Wylie “fuck fuck fuck” Endale
Rayni “fuck everything” Aria
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