Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

One #its so lovely makes us larger and one #im using this makes us small, but the #eheh mother gives us don’t do anything at all. Go ask @tumblrbot when they’re 10 feet tall.

Kindly,

the tumbeasts

people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

i think i'm so funny

Some words from Shannon about the cover—posted today

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities I made a poll

i want to spread the "what if I told you I stopped pressing buttons" outside of the kotlc fandom. I want people to not know the origin or why it's funny but still reference it anyway

if I had a nickel for every troll hive........

POV: You and your sister have just managed to trap your evil older brother in a hive meant for troll babies. Trouble is, it's now starting to fill up with yellow goo, and he's screaming at you through the glass to let him out.

I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory