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Things those kids never said
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ROXY: theres a body part called "the pussy" that u can reach if you are noble spirited and pure of hheart. i heard abt it from the carapacians
ROXY: hmmmmm.... you say u have already been deemed pure of heart... and ur on a search... yeap no doubt about it traveler youre looking for the clitoris. here ill mark it on ur map
#source: @charlottan and @pankenlewd#this ones dedicated to mod haxy#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#roxy lalonde
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KARKAT: ONE MINUTE YOU'RE AT WORK EXPERIENCING STRESS LEVELS THAT WOULD KILL A FULL GROWN HORSE AND THE NEXT YOU'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY COLD-COCKED BY SOMEONE IN YOUR TROLLIAN DM'S MISTAKING YOU FOR THEIR OUT-OF-HIS-LEAGUE EX-MOIRAIL AND CALLING YOU A BITCH BUT PROMISING THAT HE'S GOOD FOR YOU BECAUSE HE FIXED UP THE PLUMBING ON THE HOUSE AND INSTALLED CABINETS IN THE KITCHEN.
KARKAT: LIKE. HE'S DOUBLING DOWN.
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CG: OK. INCREDIBLY WRONG HANDLE SITUATION, BUT NOW I'M FASCINATED BY THE LIFE YOU LIVE.
CA: wwrong handle my ass. wwrong storyline probably but i got the right one
CG: YOU THINK I'M YOUR OLD EX-MOIRAIL NAMED FEFERI?
CG: IS SHE KNOWN FOR HAVING SOME OBSCENELY RARE BLOOD COLOR?
CA: funny you knoww a lot more than wwhat i mentioned dumbass i didnt say her age i didnt say wwhat caste she is but you already knoww. howw is that?
CA: and i didnt say she wwas my ex but you knoww evverything
CA: funny bitch? or stupid bitch? not as bright as she thinks or am i not as dumb as she thinks? or is it both? its both
CG: YOU HAD HER INFO IN YOUR BIO THIS WHOLE TIME, DUDE.
CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO ROLEPLAY AS HER? LIKE IS THIS A ROLEPLAY REQUEST??
CG: *I WALK INTO THE KITCHEN, BREASTING BOOBILY THROUGH THE DOOR. I GASP.* OH MY GOSH, DANNY... ARE THOSE NEW CABINETS?
#source: @beemovieerotica#had to make this one eridan cause the 'danny' in the last line works. like that was in the og post#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#karkat vantas#eridan ampora
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ARADIA: imagine if every tear was an egg and every time y0u started crying there were ten-t0-fifty br0ken eggs 0n y0u. y0u leave a funeral and its like "crunch crunch crunch". IF the pers0n was bel0ved
HUSSIE: ...And you want me to write this in?
ARADIA: n0 were just talking. just being Friends right n0w
#source: @thenatewolf on twitter#i mean. shes onto something. fr#like what if youre at the hospital and the doctors cant do anything cause youre crying and getting raw egg all over the place#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#aradia megido#andrew hussie
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DAVE: "youre so brave for sharing your story" no actually stuff just happened to me and i cant shut up
#source: @bestinslo on twitter#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider
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TG: can you get the doctors to weigh becs nuts
GG: NO!!!
TG: okay then can you get them to weigh him before and after surgery so we can figure out how heavy they were
GG: uggghhhh fine. he weighed 6kg this morning
GG: ...um
GG: hes 2lbs heavier than before surgery.
TG: holy shit
TG: the surgeon didnt understand the instructions and they gave him more nuts instead
GG: NO THEY DIDNT!!!!
#source: @yeehawlw#MORE NUTS MORE NUTS MORE NUTS MORE N#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#jade harley#becquerel
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KANAYA: This Is My Grasp On How Human Football Works
KANAYA: Two Teams Of Men Want The Ball Very Badly But Are Incapable Of Sharing It
KANAYA: One Team Attempts To Deliver The Ball To Their Holy Ground While The Other Attempts To Prevent This
KANAYA: Occasionally An Evil Man Will Appear And Speak Curses To The Men Causing Them Grief And Dishonor
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CALLIOPE: thoUghts on polyamory?
CALIBORN: THANKS FOR ASKING. FIRST OF ALL. I THINK LOVE IS WEAKNESS BY ANOTHER NAME AND YOu SHOuLD BE KILLING EVERYONE WITH YOuR DEMON BLADE.
CALLIOPE: well. maybe the trUe power is in learning to be weak.
CALIBORN: YOuR COMPREHENSION IS FuCKING AWFuL. THE TRuE POWER IS IN THE DEMON BLADE. THAT'S HOW IT KILLS EVERYONE.
#source: @toskarin#hes the worlds worst aromantic#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#calliope#caliborn
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FEFERI: My pet jellyfis)(, Mike, w)(o is neurodivergent. )(e is 1 sweep old today!
KANAYA: Where Did You Get That
FEFERI: Ocean
KANAYA: I Have To Ask Out Of Genuine Curiosity How Is It Determined That A Jellyfish Is Neurodivergent
FEFERI: I filled out an online quiz using )(is answers! 38D
#submission#Source: u/chimpingway u/tylertnt123 and u/Amazing Wishbone on reddit#happy wriggling day mike congrats on the. uh. autism#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#feferi peixes#kanaya maryam#and MIKE 💯💯🔥💥💥‼️‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥🔥‼️💯
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MOM: last time i gaev rose barbie dolls i caught her renacting the apocalips with them, floods and everythng
MOM: im scard of that girl
#submission#‘floods and everything’ makes it sound like rose is just pouring water on the living room floor and thats really funny actually#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#mom lalonde#rose lalonde
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DAVE: socrates was a little bitch
DAVE: i dont know jack shit either but you dont see me bragging about it
[a “socrates 2” sash materializes around dave]
DAVE: aw hell
#submission#i do not think therefore i do not am <4#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider
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in which rose finds an absolute chew toy of a fictional guy
DAVE: ill go get the jar
ROSE, gripping her new Guy with all her strength: He’ll wish I got the jar by the time I’m done with him.
#submission#me about a certain blue hair pronouned guy with his hips shwon to the world in freezing weather#i wanna chew on him. hrjakaolalalqlqa#// <- rose is not immune to the Lesbian Finds A New Wet Pathetic Guy To Be Abnormal About ailment#cyan i KNOW who youre talking about#i wont expose you . this blog has 18k followers. but i Know
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JOHN: look, it's kinda rude to kill people.
VRISKA: [ROLLS EEEEEEEEYES]
#submission#source: random classmate#drop who you think he's talking to in the reblogs#or don't#i'm not a cop#//<- oh i had to put who i thought he was talking to in the quote. if even to just roll her eyes#absolute vriska conversation.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#john egbert#vriska serket
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ARADIA: remember, when y0u bury a b0dy…
JADE: cover it with endangered plants so its illegal to dig it up! :D
#submission#aradia is rubbing off on her .#conversations that would happen in brainstuck#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#aradia megido#jade harley
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ROXY: in the yachted club. straight up “uncorking it”. and by “it”, lets justr say. ha ha. my peanus
#submission#roxy why was there a cork in your peanus.#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#roxy lalonde
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DIRK: I need to- [Remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life] -kill myself.
#submission#I NEED TO TURN INTO AN OYSTER 💯‼️👀💯💥💥🔥🔥💯‼️🔥‼️‼️‼️💥#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dirk strider
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ARDATA: thiiick thiiighs save liiives :.)
DIEMEN: (| no they dont |)
#submission#i miss them. i miss troll call#homestuck#hiveswap#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#ardata carmia#diemen xicali
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ROSE: Let's not beat a dead horse.
EQUIUS, absolutely horrified: D -> That's an awful thing to say
#submission#like yeah its really violent as a phrase#also this is inspired by a funkyfrogbait video specifically the one about weddings i think#it made me think of equius#// he just starts sniffling and sobbing and crying over the horse#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#rose lalonde#equius zahhak
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