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Steve, in the background of one of Eddie’s videos: It cost zero dollars not to be a raging asshole to me today.
Dustin: How much does it cost to be a raging asshole to you? Specifically today.
Steve: It’s about to cost you your life, Henderson
#sibling behavior#this arguably could be a conversation between Steve and any member of the party#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#dustin henderson
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At the dining table for breakfast
Jason: Heh.
Jason: Hahahaha.
Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*
Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?
Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.
Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.
Jason: No problem, in fact-
Tim: *entering sluggishly*
Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?
Tim: ……..hm?
Jason: What are you doing here?
Tim: eating??
Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?
Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.
Jason: what.
Tim: what.
Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?
Tim: ????????
Jason: You-
Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!
Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!
Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!
Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.
Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.
Tim:
Bruce:
Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?
Bruce: …….Hrmgh.
Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.
Bruce: What about Ti-
Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*
Bruce: ………
#Tim felt the foreboding feeling of housework and ran so fast the wind ripped the leaves from the nearby oak tree#Jason tried to prank Tim by switching out the shampoo and conditioner with hair dye and bleach#It wouldn’t have worked anyway because he doesn’t know that Tim uses an 80 in 1 men’s shampoo#The bath products were Dick’s#And Dick loves his hair#Dick has also instilled the fear of the mother/brother into all his younger siblings#Bludhaven’s gonna have a new Red Hood and Gotham’s gonna have a new Nightwing#from how red Dick’s face is and how black and blue Jason’s gonna be#Bruce wanted no part of this the moment he heard Jason’s Freddy Krueger laugh#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#alfred pennyworth#batfam incorrect quotes#sibling behavior
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The twins!
I factory reset my computer, and i installed all the stuff to draw like two hours ago, im back! :O
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#art#tmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#disaster twins#save rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#rottmnt disaster twins#sibling behavior#rise disaster twins
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Sins of the flesh is coming in two dayys! WHO ELSE IS FERAL FOR IT???
#cotl fanart#cotl#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb fanart#cult of the lamb lambert#cult of the lamb#cotl shamura#cotl leshy#cotl heket#cotl kallamar#cotl narinder#sins of the flesh#sibling behavior#bishop leshy
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Regulus: Someone wrote your name on these Christmas decorations.
Sirius: What? Really?
Regulus: Yeah. See, look, it says ‘ho ho ho.’
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c: @incorrectquoteprompts
#marauders#marauders era#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#gay dead wizards#sirius black#sirius orion black#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#regulus and sirius#sirius and regulus#the most noble and ancient house of black#the black brothers#sibling behavior#regulus being regulus#sirius being sirius
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Someone draw this but it’s Adaine and Gorgug
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Action Saru!
#saru#michael burnham#cleveland booker#star trek discovery#star trek#what are they gonna do without each other??#I’m gonna miss their duo so much#sibling behavior#my post
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Viserys: I shall win the war for you
Daemon: *flinging himself headfirst into a suicide mission* the fuck you will
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Taylor playfully pushing Jack after her AOTY speech at the 2024 GRAMMYS (x)
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Lilith and Ava planned to meet at the mall in order for Ava to buy Beatrice's birthday present. Two minutes after their agreed hour, Lilith calls Ava.
Lilith: I can see you, turn around.
Lilith: No the other way.
Lilith: Your other, other way.
Lilith: One more time, you’ve almost got it.
Ava: OH MY GOD LILITH WHERE ARE YOU!?
Lilith: I lied. I’m not there yet. But the thought of you aimlessly turning in circles amuses me *hangs up*
#warrior nun#ava silva#sister beatrice#avatrice#ava x beatrice#warrior nun crack#warrior nun funny#incorrect avatrice#incorrect quotes#humor#lgtbqia+#sister lilith#wn incorrect quotes#incorrect quote warrior nun#incorrect#incorrect warrior nun#sisters#sibling behavior
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Dick: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Jason: Burn Damian's manga collection .
Dick: And what did you do?
Jason: I made dinner.
Dick:
Jason:
Dick:
Jason: And then burn Damian's manga collection.
#damian wayne#jason todd#batfamily#sibling behavior#jason todd incorrect quotes#dick grayson#batfam#batkids#batfam incorrect quotes
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Dick: *searching for his teammate post-battle* Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?
Jason: Shut up. Shut up! Don’t you dare desecrate Shakespearen literature you Neanderthal.
Dick: *offended* what?
Jason: heh, you didn’t get that? Dumb.
Dick:
Dick: Well, Little Wing, right now you’re walking an average speed of 3.1 mph and you’re going to fire your grapple gun to shoot across to another building but in order to do so you need to increase your running speed because the tension on the string is opposing the Normal force at an angle and if you count the weight of gravity, you have to calculate F=ma with cos of 46 degrees or else the grapple won’t latch on but since there’s a high frictional force between your boot and the ground, the coefficient of static friction is much higher than normal so as such, you need to lower the coefficient of kinetic friction so you have the momentum to reach peak velocity needed to boost you into the air and not suspend your rope so that’d be your final velocity squared equal to your initial velocity squared minus 2 times gravity times your final height minus your initial height. So in conclusion, your initial speed of run must be 5.3 mph if you don’t want to bash your head open on a brick wall.
Jason: what.
Dick: oh you didn’t get that? Dumb.
Jason: ….Bitch.
#sibling behavior#Jason’s literature vs dick’s physics#I just finished telling my own brother he’s dumb an hour ago bc older siblings always know better. duh#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batfam incorrect quotes#dicks a Mathlete so for sure he’d do this#Jason is into classic literature so he’d quote a sassy Jane Austin quote and the fight would begin again#they’re petty that way
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Grey's Anatomy 7.04
Can't Fight Biology
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The bathroom fight is great but I fucking loved the way Lilith yells “hey!” after Mary when she handcuffs her to the railing and then just leaves her there. Probably my favourite underrated moment in the series honestly
#sibling behavior#for the fact that it’s a scene where they beat eachother bloody you really feel how much they care#warrior nun#sister lilith#shotgun mary
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Tubbo: this is my sister!
Lani: :D
Tubbo: TEN QUID FOR ANYONE THAT HITS HER
Lani: >:0
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