Beatrice teaches Ava how to drive: Quick question, Ava. Imagine that Lilith and Camila are crossing the road, what do you hit?

Ava: Lilith, of course! I would never hurt Camila.

Beatrice 🤦‍♂️: The breaks. You should hit the breaks.

Mary from the backseat: I would also hit Lilith...

Camila: *walking around in rage talking loudly to herself while cursing in spanish and taking down every training dummy in sight*

Mother Superion: What happened to Camila?

Yasmine: I just told her I saw Ava and Beatrice kissing.

Mother Superion: *stares at Camila* Well, I'm gonna talk to her, she should know that in the OCS we do not judge love, in fact, we believe that love is...

Yasmine: Oh, no, no, she's not homophobic, she's just upset she wasn't there.

Camila: I CALLED IT FROM DAY ONE! I HAD TO WITNESS THESE FOOLS BEING USELESS IN LOVE FOR EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS! MONTHS! AND YASMINE IS THE ONE THERE FOR THEIR FIRST KISS? NO ES JUSTO! MIERDA! *takes down training dummy with one punch then makes the sign of the cross*

*Ava has caught the flu after dancing out in the rain*

Beatrice, getting ready to feed her soup: Open up, darling.

*Ava opens up her legs*

Beatrice, flushed: I– that's not... I meant–

Ava, confused and pouting because Beatrice hasn't moved in closer: Bea?

Beatrice: I-I meant your mouth so I can feed you soup...

*after Beatrice gets over her emotional and sexual repression* Ava: What are you in the mood for? Beatrice: World domination. Ava: That's a bit ambitious. Beatrice: You are my world. Ava: Aww... Beatrice: Ava: Beatrice: Ava: OH.

Mother Superion: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think. 

Ava: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. 

Mother Superion: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? 

Beatrice: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

*Beatrice and Ava reunite*

Ava: Bea! Omg I missed you so-

Beatrice: *kisses her*

Ava: *after the kiss, wide eyes, surprised* Hot diggity dog!

Ava: oh no! Now the first thing I said after we kissed will always be "hot diggity dog".

Ava was talking about Beatrice and you can’t change my mind! She hadn’t given Adriel much thought but the second Beatrice walks by she stutters and says “I’d like to do more” ... what in the double entendre hell! And after Michael/Miguel says “you should, these are dangerous days” Ava is probably thinking about how time is not guaranteed and she should really make a move. AAAAnnnnndddd the way she skips off the minute she is beckoned by none other than the person she is talking about lmao. Not to mention the peck on the cheek in the next scene PLLLZZZZ!!!! Yes! I know that’s a reach but I like a good stretch okay!!!

insp.

x

Ava, leaning on the counter: Hello beautiful. Come here often?

Beatrice: Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years, or do I play along?

Ava: Play along!

Beatrice: Okay. Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.

Ava: What if–

Lilth, Camila, and Mary at the same time: NO.

Ava: But I didn't even say–

Beatrice: Ava, please. No.

Ava, pouting: Bea...🥺

Beatrice: Well, uh...

Lilth, Camila, and Mary: Beatrice! NO.

Camila, to Ava: That’s a really nice jacket.

Ava: ...

Camila: I bet it’d look really nice on Beatrice's floor.

Beatrice: Did you just flirt with her for me?

Camila, turning to Beatrice: Do you know what it’s made of?

Beatrice: ...

Camila: Girlfriend material.

GIVE ME FIVE HOURE TO BE OKAY

WARRIOR NUN IS BACK AS A TRILOGY

UGHHHHHHH MY EMOTIONS

I CRIED AND AM STILL SHAKING IN EXCITEMENTTTTT

UGHHHHH SORRY FOR CAPS BUT MY EXCITEMENT IS EVERYWHERE

*at a restaurant*

Ava: and I'll have the chocolate cake, please.

Bea: what she's having, please... why are you looking at me like that?

Ava: *puppy face* I wanted to eat something else from the menu.

Bea: but it's my-

Ava: don't you wanna share with me 🥺?