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theshortangrylesbian · 1 month

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Forget to add, please reblog with ideas come the villain, plot, how life's been going for all the characters, etc.!

Wynonna Earp Vengeance?!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

IM CRYING WYNONNA EARP IS COMING BACK HOLY FUCK I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

IM SO PUMPED A 90 MINUTE SPECIAL OH MY GOD WYNONNA AND DOC SEE ALICE AGAIN?! NICOLE AND WAVERLY'S MARRIED LIFE?! AND WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH JEREMY

SOMEONE SEND HELP I THINK I'M DYING

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theshortangrylesbian · 2 months

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FUCK OFF SO BITCH HERE WAS AT DINNER, RIGHT?! AND BASICALLY THIS REALLY CUTE LESBIAN COUPLE GETS SAT NEXT TO US, OK??? AND THEN -- HOLY FUCK -- LITTLE LATER, HERE COMES THE SERVER! SERVER HERE SETS DOWN PLATE WITH A HEART SHAPED BOX AND THE PLATE READS, "Will you marry me?" AND THE BLONDE ONE LOOKS AT HER GF SO SHOCKED AND SAYS YES AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING CAUSE HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN TO ME?! BUT THEN IT GOT BETTER CAUSE THEY CUDDLED WHILE THEY ATE THEIR FUCKING DESSERT!!! AND AS THEY LEFT -- OH MY FUCK -- THEY HELD HANDS ARE HAD THE BIGGEST HEART EYES EVER LIKE HOLY FUCK WHAT A DINNER EXPERIENCE!

#lesbian #wlw #wlw post #screaming #sobbing #fuck off this was so cute #i'm dead #engagement #so fucking cute #i want that #jealousy #i love love #i love lesbians

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theshortangrylesbian · 3 months

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Wynonna Earp Vengeance?!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

IM CRYING WYNONNA EARP IS COMING BACK HOLY FUCK I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

IM SO PUMPED A 90 MINUTE SPECIAL OH MY GOD WYNONNA AND DOC SEE ALICE AGAIN?! NICOLE AND WAVERLY'S MARRIED LIFE?! AND WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH JEREMY

SOMEONE SEND HELP I THINK I'M DYING

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theshortangrylesbian · 4 months

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A big old, "Fuck you!" to Hulu and Disney+ for taking Runaways off so now I either have to pay a stupid fee to watch it, or on shitty free movies/tv show sites.

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theshortangrylesbian · 5 months

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Okay so... I wasn't planning on doing this BUT...

I just wanted y'all to know that on Wattpad, I have a Stepril book, a ships book, and 4 one shot books for Choni, Shoni, Clexa, and Calliette. My user is TheShortAngryLesbian if anyone is interested.

If you're wanting quality, I strongly advise my Choni one shots, but up to you, obviously.

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theshortangrylesbian · 8 months

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So I might actually be stupid😂

The other day, I had been rewatching Atypical as one does. That night, I wanted to rewatch Riverdale's Men Of Honor because Toni in that episode was amazing. ANYWAYS, I'm looking at Nick all, "Huh... both him and Nate look similar." I'm thinking there no way, because why would this man play two douches?

But in the end, low and behold, Graham Philips plays both Nate and Nick.

And I only figured this out recently.

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theshortangrylesbian · 8 months

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I

Do

Not

Care

HOW insane the writing of Riverdale got

I still love that show so much. And I am still not ready to say goodbye, even though it is now over.

I'll never see Cole Sprouse as Jughead again

I'll never see Camila Mendes as Veronica again

I'll never see Lili Reinhart as Betty again

I'll never see KJ Apa as Archie again

I'll never see Madelaine Petsch as Cheryl again

I'll never see Vanessa Morgan as Toni again

I'll never see Casey Cott as Kevin again

I'll never see another promo again

I'll never get the feeling of excitement again when a new episode airs

I'll never get to see some random ass new plot ever again.

This show has been my home for years. I found it when they were half way through season three.

There will never be a show like Riverdale ever again

There will be no cast like the Riverdale cast again

I'll never see new Choni scenes again

I'll never see new Bughead scenes again

I'll never see new Barchie scenes again

I'll never see new Varchie scenes again

Riverdale is over, and never returning. I won't get to wait a year or so, and be excited for a new season. No. There will never again be a new episode.

I'll admit, some of the ending was amazing, some of it was not.

Kevin and Clay got their happy ending, which was amazing.

But they put Jughead, Archie, Betty, and Veronica in the quad? For zero reason. That was irritating.

I think the death of Betty was beautifully portrayed as well.

But my favorite part of the ending?

Cheryl and Toni got their happy ending. After season five and six, I am so happy. They even had a son, named Dale. Hell, I will never get over them using Vanessa's son River to play a character named Dale. Absolutely genius!

Goodbye, Riverdale...

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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GIVE ME FIVE HOURE TO BE OKAY

WARRIOR NUN IS BACK AS A TRILOGY

UGHHHHHHH MY EMOTIONS

I CRIED AND AM STILL SHAKING IN EXCITEMENTTTTT

UGHHHHH SORRY FOR CAPS BUT MY EXCITEMENT IS EVERYWHERE

#warrior nun #incorrect warrior nun #renew warrior nun #save warrior nun #warrior nun saved #alba baptista #kty #kristina tonteri young #sister beatrice #ava silva #incorrect avatrice #avatrice #ava x beatrice

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Gert: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Nico. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Nico!

Karolina: Nope.

Gert: In that case, as the archbishop of Karolina's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Nico right on the lips!!!

#gert yorkes #ariela barer #karolina x nico #karolina dean #virginia gardner #nico minoru #lyrica okano #incorrect deanoru #deanoru #incorrect runaways #the runaways

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Nico: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Karolina: WHY?!

Nico: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART

#nico minoru #karolina dean #incorrect deanoru #deanoru #the runaways #incorrect runaways #lyrica okano #virginia gardner #karolina x nico

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Casey, throwing her head into Izzie's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Izzie, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

#incorrect cazzie #cazzie #atypical #incorrect atypical #izzie taylor #casey x izzie #casey gardner #brigette lundy paine #fivel stewart

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Casey, at Izzie: You're my girlfriend.

Izzie: Yeah I am!

Casey, at Sam: You're my child.

Sam: Yes boss.

Casey, at Doug: You're my bitch.

Doug: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Casey, at Sharice: My bestie.

Sharice: Naturally.

Casey, at Zahid: HA, GAY!

Zahid: Fuck you.

#casey gardner #izzie taylor #sam gardner #doug gardner #sharice #zahid #fivel stewart #brigette lundy paine #casey x izzie #cazzie #incorrect cazzie #incorrect atypical #atypical

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Juliette: We're chopsticks!

Ben: Well... that's cute!

Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Calliope: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

#imani lewis #sarah catherine hook #incorrect first kill #juliette fairmont #first kill #calliope burns #calliete #incorrect calliette #ben wheeler

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Martha: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Shelby: We're chopsticks!

Martha: Well... that's cute!

Martha: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Toni S: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

I am now putting Toni S (Toni Shalifoe, The Wilds) or Toni T (Toni Topaz, Riverdale) because if I don't specify I'll confuse myself and I also have a few one liners for them so it helps show the difference between them.

#the wilds #incorrect the wilds #shelby x toni #shelby goodkind #toni shalifoe #shoni #incorrect shoni #martha blackburn #mia healey #erana james #jenna claus

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theshortangrylesbian · 10 months

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Fatin: I’m having salad for dinner!

Rachel:

Fatin: Well, fruit salad.

Fatin: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

Rachel:

Fatin: Okay, it’s all grapes.

Fatin: Fermented grapes.

Rachel:

Fatin:

Rachel:

Fatin: It’s wine.

Fatin: I’m having wine for dinner.

#fatin jadmani #rachel reid #sophia ali #reign edwards #leah x fatin #leatin #shelby x toni #shoni #incorrect shoni #incorrect leatin #the wilds #incorrect the wilds

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theshortangrylesbian · 10 months

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Clarke, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Titus: ....

Clarke: *lip smack*

#titus #lexa woods #clarke x lexa #lexa deserved better #clexa #incorrect clexa #clarke griffin #the 100 #incorrect the 100 #alycia debman carey #eliza taylor #neil sandilands

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theshortangrylesbian · 10 months

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Can I just say... how fucking blessed the Warrior Nun fandon is? Like-- we fucking won. These bitches won! We met the 15 million tweets which is insane, more so that we did it within only a few days. Honestly I can not be the only person who cried when they found out it was coming back, right? Cause like... I texted my step dad saying that it was uncanceled and he didn't even know it was a thing. I've seen it happen only 1 other time.

I can't even express the amount of happiness I felt. So thank you Simon Barry, and the whole Fandom. Actually fuck that. We aren't a fandom. We did this, and bought a billboard across Netflix headquarters to bring it back. We're a mother fucking family.

#simon barry #warrior nun #ava silva #sister beatrice #ava x beatrice #avatrice #sister lilith #sister camila #shotgun mary #mother superion #father vincent #yasmine amunet #alba baptista #kristina tonteri young #lorena andrea #olivia delcan #sylvia de fanti #toya turner #meena rayann

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