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Sterling: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.
Blair: Just rip the bandaid off.
Sterling: It's April.
Blair: Put the bandaid back on.
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Sterling: [runs to hug April]
April: [steps aside]
Sterling: Hey! Why did you move?
April: I thought you were going to attack me.
Sterling: I was going to hug you!
April: Why would you hug me?
Sterling: Why would I attack you!?
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Sterling: Hey April, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
April: did you just...
April: ...did you just call me Satan??
Sterling:
Sterling: crap.
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April: Hey Blair, wanna third wheel on my date with Sterling tomorrow?
Blair: Sure.
April: Miles! Wanna third wheel on my date with Sterling tomorrow?
Miles: Sure.
April: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Blair & Miles: ...
Sterling: April...
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April: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Sterling: WHY?!
April: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Sterling: In my defense, I was unsupervised.
April: Wasn't Blair with you?
Blair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Sterling: Okay, truth or dare?
April: Truth.
Sterling: How many hours did you sleep this?
April:
April: ...Dare.
Sterling: Go to bed.
April: I don't like this game.
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Sterling: In your opinion, whats the height of stupidity?
April: *Turns to Blair* How tall are you?
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Okay I know I haven't been vey active but I'm getting there! I just finished up school, and now I have a Google Doc full of quotes from every WLW I've seen. Its a solid 20 pages long. Uhh... but I do have a lot of vacations this summer so posts are going to be super inconsistent. I am super sorry but once everything slows down, I'll do better.
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Sterling: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife?? Wifesband???
April: I’ll let you figure that one out, sweetie.
[ten minutes later]
Sterling: I might actually be stupid.
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April: *stands outside of Sterling’s widow with a “PROM?” sign*
Blair, leaning out of the window: Oh, my god! Yes!
April: No! Tell Sterling!
Blair: Sterling, I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!
Sterling:...
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Sterling: Help me impress April
Blair: Just try to act smart
*later*
April: Hey Sterl
Sterling: As Shakespeare once said, “hello”
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Sterling: Can you do that thing?
April: What thing?
Sterling: you know, that thing that makes me happy
April: oh *smiles*
Sterling, softly: thanks
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Sterling, to herself: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.
April: Hi Sterling.
Sterling: I love you.
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April: Someone will die.
Sterling: Of fun!
Blair: And of murder...
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April, doing a baby voice, holding her newborn in her arms: I love your mommy so, so much. Your mommy used to be my favourite thing in the world. I used to tell your mommy I would take a bullet for her.
Sterling, listening from behind the door: 😊
April: Now, though, now I would use your mommy as a human shield to protect you. Yes I would, ah, yes I would!
Sterling:
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