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hedawanheda · 2 years

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we stan a power couple

EDIT: We stan a power couple that deserved better

#first kill #first kill netflix #calliope burns #juliette fairmont #calliette #incorrect first kill #calliope x juliette #juliette x calliope

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incorrectcalliette · 2 years

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calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

#calliope burns #juliette fairmont #calliette #first kill #incorrect quotes #incorrect first kill #incorrect first kill quotes #incorrect calliette #incorrect calliette quotes

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theshortangrylesbian · 9 months

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Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Juliette: We're chopsticks!

Ben: Well... that's cute!

Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Calliope: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

#imani lewis #sarah catherine hook #incorrect first kill #juliette fairmont #first kill #calliope burns #calliete #incorrect calliette #ben wheeler

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slytherinlesbian3 · 2 years

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first kill + text posts (pt 1)

(pt 2)

#first kill #first kill spoilers #juliette fairmont #elinor fairmont #oliver fairmont #talia burns #theo burns #apollo burns #calliope burns #incorrect first kill

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dipyronegirl · 2 years

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Juliette: I can’t win at anything... I even lost my sunglasses!

Cal, staring at the sunglasses on top of Juliette’s head: I’ll help you find them for 5 bucks.

#first kill #calliette #julliette fairmont #calliope burns #incorrect quotes #incorrect first kill #incorrect first kill quotes

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golyadkin · 2 months

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you can trust them, they're super scientists

#the venture bros #comics #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rusty venture #dean venture #hank venture #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #source: frasier #there was gonna be a fifth but it involved brock and i'm nowhere near brave enough to attempt drawing brock for the first time #also my back is killing me i need to do my physio lmao #here take these #i mostly did this because i wanted to draw the baking soda one ignore the errors and missing shit and whatever it's like 10pm #art tag

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missmonsters2 · 2 years

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Calliope: look at her. Being fake gentle and kind. You won't trick me, you absolute garbage of a monster. I bet she's thinking about killing me right now.

Juliette: im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay. oh God oh God send help. Wanna kiss 🥺

#first kill #first kill incorrect quotes #but also canon #juliette fairmont #calliope burns #juliette x calliope

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reallytinylaura · 2 years

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Cal: How old are you?

Juliette: 17

Cal: How long have you been 17?

Juliette: 10 months. Do you wanna come to my birthday party?!

#first kill #first kill incorrect quotes #calliope burns #juliette fairmont #caliette #twilight

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enigma-the-mysterious · 1 year

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At this point, someone could just make a streaming service titled "Shows Too Sexy For Netflix" featuring continuations of shows cancelled by Netflix and turn it into a profitable business model

#1899 #netflix #warrior nun #first kill #anne with an e #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #five minutes later they’re found making out in a closet lol #Obi’s sorry to say he’s just gonna have to steal an army and kill the chancellor #the phrase ‘conflicting mental illnesses’ came to me after I read an ao3 tag that revulsed me so much #it was ‘time travel but not fix it… time travel make it worse actually’#and I have never read something that disgusted me more #how dare you offend me the only person with correct opinions #but my first thought was ‘oh we seem to be showing signs of conflicting mental illnesses’#and to this day (like maybe three hours later if that) it’s the best phrase I’ve ever come up with

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benjis-house-boat · 10 months

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Imagine the conversation between Nimona, Bal, and Ambro about the Director's confession after the movie end Ambro: So that was really the Director confessing? It wasn't Nimona pretending to be her? Nimona: Oh yeah, I was being YOU at the time. Ambro: Wait, what? Okay, I need to see the uncut video now Bal: No, no you don't. Just... believe me, you don't want to see it Ambro: Why?! What did you do as me Nimona!? Nimona, pulling up the uncut video: Oh come on Evil Larry! I put on an AWESOME death scene! Ambro: Evil Larry? .... Wait, DEATH?!

#nimona #nimona film #ballister x ambrosius #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #incorrect quotes #Ambrosius realizing he believed the woman willing to kill him over the man he loves #Ambrosius thinking “I'm gonna be saying sorry for the next few years”#Dude was very brainwashed #I like to imagine when the shock wears off they watch it for fun #Ambro telling Nimona “that was a bit much” about parts of it #Nimona being all “I had fun with it” with her Grin #Ambrosius tells Bal and Nimona that he came to the office just minutes later #all realize he could have fuggin DIED if Nimona and Bal hadn't gotten there first

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hedawanheda · 2 years

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Elinor: Many years ago, I lost my hated twin brother, Oliver

Oliver: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD

Elinor: Sometimes, I can still hear his annoying voice

#incorrect first kill #first kill #elinor fairmont #oliver fairmont #first kill netflix

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incorrectcalliette · 2 years

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juliette: i know you think my judgement is clouded just because i like cal a little bit